Monday, July 26, 2010

On the Untrustworthiness of Bags


  • They are unstable.
  • They smell funny.
  • The handles look suspicious.
  • They make a lot of scary noise.
  • Something could be lurking in there, waiting to steal your soul.
  • Some Human could ::shudder:: PICK YOU UP and take you BAST KNOWS WHERE.

8 comments:

  1. The way to defeat the bag is to JUMP ON IT and BITE IT! It is the only way to establish who's boss!

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  2. We agree with William, Spitty=we always put the bitey on it and kill the bag!...Good luck with that, sweetie...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  3. They smell innerestin, they crinkle when ya pounce inside, an they are great hidin places...

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  4. We rather like bags, actually! But if they disturb you, Spitty, you need to pounce on top of them and shred them!

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  5. You check it out from the inside, thats what we do. Good luck!

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  6. Attack bag!

    get in and get out.
    We don't like bags too much either Spitty.
    Now Boxes are another story..

    purrin

    xo
    Abby

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  7. Yep, that's why you need to pounce on them first!!!

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  8. Do what Scouty does...tear the living spit out of it...and then administer the coup de gras: a little spritz of eau de urine.

    Mommy doesn't leave bags out for us overnight any more.

    *sigh*

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.