So, here I am, napping in preparation for my nice Sunday bath.
Okay, Step One, Warm up the Instrument. You need your tongue in good, flexible operating order before starting out.
Next, a good belly wash makes a mancat feel all fresh and ready for action.
Alert! Alert! Alert! Bathus Interruptus! Noise outside! Do I need to investigate? Pause.
No, all gone now.
Resume. A boy needs nice clean legs & feet
Ah, that was good. All done and all ready for another rest now.