Our friend Fritzie has been abandoned by his People who have gone on a five-day vacation without him. Have you ever heard of such an outrage in all your life? Just look at how ill-treated he is!
Oh, wait--what? Well, yes, my Human is visiting him twice a day, and yes, she's feeding him, and yes, giving him head-scritches. But, still-- it's the principle of the thing.
This is how much I really worry about Fritzie's problems, heh, heh.