All right, I've been posting here for seven or eight months, and it's time to confront the ugly truth:
Some Humans (rude, ill-bred ones) believe I have a Freakishly Large Head (henceforth known as FLH). There. It's out in the open now.
As you can see, I am not exactly pleased about this:
It was the Dad of Aggie and Wally, little Hellions both, who first applied the FLH label to me when I was a mere slip of a boy, and I gotz ta tell you, I thought about hurting him bad. Nowadays, he tries to pooh-pooh the whole debacle, saying that the rest of me has "grown into" my FLH, but frankly I find that patronizing, not to mention too little, too late.
I have come to embrace my outsize cranium.
It's where I keep my Giant Brain.