Friday, November 5, 2010

The Elephant in the Room

All right, I've been posting here for seven or eight months, and it's time to confront the ugly truth:

Some Humans (rude, ill-bred ones) believe I have a Freakishly Large Head (henceforth known as FLH). There. It's out in the open now.

As you can see, I am not exactly pleased about this:



It was the Dad of Aggie and Wally, little Hellions both, who first applied the FLH label to me when I was a mere slip of a boy, and I gotz ta tell you, I thought about hurting him bad. Nowadays, he tries to pooh-pooh the whole debacle, saying that the rest of me has "grown into" my FLH, but frankly I find that patronizing, not to mention too little, too late.

I have come to embrace my outsize cranium.

It's where I keep my Giant Brain.

15 comments:

  1. Spitty, you know what they say about ManCats with big heads...we hope it's true!

    What? That's BIG PAWS?

    Oh.

    Nevermind.

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  2. Ha ha ha ha, you make me laugh, Spitty. You know what's worse, though? When I was a tiny tiny boy, my own mom said my nose made me look like Paul Anka! My own mom!

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  3. Spitty, we think your head is a perfect size, and so is the rest of you. Have you ever thought of calling the CABH (cat abuse hotline) and reporting these people who are saying these mean things to you? We certainly would.

    Love,

    Olivia, Tanner, & Finn

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  4. Frankly, it never occurred to me that you had a FLH, Spitty! You look perfectly proportioned to me.

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  5. Spitty-the-Kitty, it has never occurred to us that you have a FLH - therefore, you must not have one. Perhaps he should meet your FLC (Freakishly Large Claws).

    Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

    P.S. We have both been called 'wide' at one time or another - we think that is rude, too!

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  6. Hello Spitty,
    It's my first time to see you. And I have to say your head is purrsfect to your body, nothing wrong at all : )

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  7. That's a head we would love to embrace too, handsome; pay no attention to that rude human, he is just jealous cause you are such a studmuffin, Spitty :)...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  8. Some humans are poopoo heads. Just saying.

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  9. I agree Spitty! They are just jealous of you because you are so studly. Ask all the girls in our CB community. I mean, REALLY! ♥

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  10. WE thinks you look purrfect.

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  11. I just saw your comment--feel free! You can biggify and take the big one, too.

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  12. I think you are just the way you are supposed to be...darn handsome!

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  13. you know; I don't think your head is an FLH by a long shot! Feel free to go claw the bejeebies outta the lout! I'll wait here.

    go ahead..

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houlgan

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  14. Would it be better ta think yer body is just smaller than it should be?

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  15. Hmmm...I don't think your head is giant. It think it's just like it's supposed to be. But you might wanna gain a few pounds so your body fits it.

    ;)

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