I don't think I have ever featured my beauteous toe-beans before. Well, no time like the present:
While it may appear that the left-side beans are lighter than the right, it is only the action of the sun that makes it so. In reality, all my toe-beans are beautifully black as night! The orange highlights are the Human's last-ditch effort to hang onto the Giants' theme (for those living a happily baseball-free life, the Giants' team colors are orange and black).
The Human wonders if she'd get fired if she ditched work to attend the victory parade? Be careful, Human! We need this roof over our heads!