Now, Kitties, I was truly and deeply and comfortably asleep here in my favorite cozy tent, when I was (Click-Flash! Click-Flash! Click-Flash!) ripped untimely from my sweet dreams. I hardly had time to get one eye opened, let alone two. And, as you can see, I may have had a fur or six out of place.
Hmmm, I wonder if I could learn to use the flashy box? Two can play at this game, Human.