The musings of Spitty the Kitty
Psh, who cares about that stuff, dude?! The travel, the good manners - no thank you. We'd rather stay home where we can burp as loud as we want whenever we want.
Aw, you're not missing anything....
Spitty, we didn't get an invite, either.Some people are just rude.
Obviously they are royal wannabees and nouveau rulers to exclude us, Spitfire. Also, pleae let us know when your outpost is ready for La Diviana and the knighting ceremony. Pleasenote the adoption ceremony for Most Adorable Princess Coco will be at the spring equinox and we want you to be available as needed.We remain interested in any intelligence regarding (shudders delicately) dog parks.
Spitty, it can only have been an oversight. We're sure of it.
What?! That is impossible! I am sure your invite has just been lost in the mail.
Oh dear; I'm sure your invitation is stuck to mine somewhere lost in the mail. Well; at least we are together :) xoxoMs. Stella O'Houligan
Spitolla, who needs the royals? You live in the cool grey city of love, San Francisco. You are too hip for that royal wedding stuff. (ps, you can watch it on tv!)
Seriously? We can't believe they didn't invite you, Spitty! Maybe the invitations haven't been mailed yet...
It must be an oversight, I shall make an inquiry!
Such a travesty!! We shall boycott the entire affair!
There must be a mistake Spitty.purrinxoxox
Mine hasn't arrived yet either! I think they are afraid you will upstage the bride and groom with your sleek satiny sinewy bod.
We are sure it will arrive soon, Spitty!PS - We declined our invitation. Too much trouble... ;)
Spitty, it must be a mistake! You must be invited to the royal wedding!! What they will do without you....!
Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.