Yeah, seasons like autumn and winter, which seem to have passed us over with nary a trace! Still, here I am bathing my nice paw in the brilliant sunshine; by the way, you might think to ask: "Spitty, was it you who scratched up that wood?" to which I would reply, "So what if I did?"
So I have had an unsatisfactory couple of days during which the Human's priorities have been tragically misplaced. She worked Caturday morning and then attended a work event Caturday night and I did not get my dinner after ten o'clock, Kitties, after ten o'clock! I haven't seen my favorite pink brush in days! We have not had laptime at all! (Now, I know you all know I don't even like or allow laptime, but it's just wrong that she hasn't even tried. C'mon!)
I can't wait for her Purrformance Review. She doesn't know what's coming, Kitties, doesn't even have a clue.