Mother's Day? Are you freaking kidding me?
Now look, I try not to be bitter, but I was ripped untimely from my REAL mother years and years ago! Granted, that was not the Human's fault, and granted, my REAL mother would probably have lost all interest in me in another week or two anyway, and granted, I really don't even remember her....but still! This large furless creature...my mother?
Well, yes, as a matter of fact, she does provide the excellent noms, and yes, she does brush me and yes, she does keep my litterbox clean and yes, she does buy me my favorite toys and yes, she does tolerate my aloof nature.