Saturday, November 5, 2011

Yes, Can I Help You?



Did you need something? You know, honestly, what with the Admiral and all, I'm feeling just a wee bit on edge. You can understand that, right? Uh-huh.

Just what do you think you're doing, Human? Human, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. 


*Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I am fine, Kitties! The Human thought she was being all amusing (and we've seen *THAT* before, eh, Kitties?) by quoting one of HAL's last speeches to Dave in 2001: A Space Odyssey. But now she thinks that that movie is so OLD (like her, don't you know) that other, you know, young and normal people don't recognize it and think I am unwell--and nothing could be further from the troof!

24 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

ACK! Spitty, does your Human mean to take you to the *vet*!?! Oh Cod, we hope not. Hurry up and eat, poop, and play...anything to show you're in tip top shape!
Oh and biting, spitting and clawing is a great deterrent, too.

vinnytoobad said...

Spitty looks like my grandad how old is he?

vinnytoobad said...

oh i see sorry just noticed age, he has great fur

KrittersThatTwitter said...

you are handsome Spitty!

Katnip Lounge said...

Dave, what are you doing, Dave...
Mommy is a dunce at times.

Angel Simba said...

Spitty did you ever ASK the Admiral to become yours? Maybe if you actually ASK her, she would consider bigamy. Or even Trigamy.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

oh Spitty here we go again. I miss a couple of days and I am completely out of the loop!

Whisppy said...

Oh oh Spitty. Is something the matter? Why does the human need your assurance?

The Florida Furkids said...

We're sending some scritches and hugs to help you feel better.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Fuzzy Tales said...

Spitty, are you not well???? Please let us know what's wrong! Sending lots of purrs to you!

Max said...

Dood, there is no helping the people. Not in the way they need to be helped...

Cathy Keisha said...

Whew! My peeps are old as dirt and they never saw that Space Oddity movie so we thought you were sick and couldn't be my date. That header picture and blog picture are GORGEOUS, in a macho sort of way. xoxo

Brian's Home Blog said...

I think you will be fine Spitty, just look at you, you are in control!

Julia Williams said...

Spitty, I Love that photo of you. Any lady cat would be lucky to have you!

The Island Cats said...

Well, we think you are looking fine, Spitty.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

My human saw 2001 when she was a kitten - she does not remember ANY of it now! So she had no idea what you were meowing about.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Spitty...Spitty....you look dashing, satiny and your furs are as lush as cashmere. CK is waiting for you to ring her doorbell and squire her to an event perhaps. Any lady cat would fall all over themselves to be escorted by you.

Anonymous said...

Mommy says the creepiest part of the movie is when HAL sings to Dave - "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."
Humans is so strange...

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Hahameow. That movie was just on. Poor Spitty, I feel your pain. My Mommy (cod luf her) thinks she is funny, too. ::sighs::

Marg said...

Well Spitty, we are thrilled that you are jim dandy. You look pretty good to us. Hope you and the humans have a great day.

Teddy Westlife said...

I think you look excellent. Just saying.

Pandafur said...

hai spitty Iz gonna be looking fur you on twitter, how acciting! PS Iz glad you iz nawt sick an jusht a spaceship iz. MOL

GreatGranny said...

Spitty, you're looking as spiffy as ever and remember you rule so watch out for the PTU.
xoxo Kassey

Luxington said...

Wow, Spitty, you look absolutely stunning here! Purrfect photo of you!