Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Aftermath

You just would not BELIEVE what has been done to me, Kitties. It's enough to make a grown ManCat shudder. 
I have been shaved in such an inappropriate place, you cannot imagine! There's a bare circle around my sad, empty little...well, you know what.
Will my furz grow back ever, do you think? My formerly furry bits are nekkid and exposed after being manhandled (well, strictly speaking, woman-handled, may that Spawn of Satan burn for her sins, Let-the-Church-Say-Amen).
So I have been lurking UTB, with the occasional foray out for food, water, peeing and a general look-see. I have allowed that treasonous Human to brush me, but I hurry away for fear of being grabbed and dumped into that....that....well, it's better to draw a curtain across the whole experience.

On a happier note, looky looky looky what I gotted today from Ms. Stella and her Human, Stacy:
Could the timing have been more purrfect?  It is a lovely, good-smelling, beauteous quilt! I lubz it! It was the only thing that made me happy today, Kitties, the ONLY thing. And as you can see, even hanging out on my quilt was not entirely comfertabuls. 

Can I be frank wif you, Kitties?
::shhhhh:: 

My butt hurts.

So here's one final picture from this evening. As you can see, the toys and the quilt and the Gerbers were in plentiful supply. I note with pleasure that the reverse side of my quilt is...PINK!

We are the tiniest bit 'zawsted and stressed out around here -- the Human wishes this had all happened during the just-ended vacation when she could have devoted entire days to my care and feeding, but alas, school has begun. Please forgive us if we are unreliable commenters for another day or two. I *do* appreciate all the good wishes, especially from the LadyCats.

39 comments:

  1. Spitty, we gotta say, welcome to the club. Rupert says your trousers will fit much mo' betteh, now.

    Mommy never new you were un-tutored! She says that your Human may notice a positive change in the odor of your pee...what SHE is doing sniffing our man-pee is beyond us!

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  2. Poor poor Spitty! We're all sorry your butt hurts! We hope it feels better real quick!
    Wow! Cool new quilt! Pink on one side!! How perfect for you! And is that broken hearts with black cats on the other side? Sounds like your human is trying hard to make it up to you.
    Star will bring over another ice pack if you need it.

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  3. OMC, Katnip Lounge's comment is cracking us up. Trousers!!! hahaha!

    You're gonna be fine Spitty. The furs will come back and to us and everyone else, pink or no pink, you will ALWAYS be King Spitty.

    ; ) Katie

    pee s - Gerber's is my FAVE!!!!!!!! ::sung in an operatic mew::

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  4. Spitty, the furs will grow back...you'll eventually forget the whole ordeal. And the Katnip Lounge Kats are right, your trousers will fit better. Believe it or not, you might thank your human one day. Nah...that ain't gonna happen.

    Cool quilt, btw!!

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  5. This is treason. How COULD she? You better start savin up a monstrous hairball right away. She's got it comin! Don't worry, the ladeez here think you're still swoon-worthy. Hope your hiney gets back to normal soon! xoxo

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  6. King Spitty, you sure you weren't a few plums short already, man - I mean PINK???? But seriously, the fur grows back and when you walk your butt angle will be a little bit lower as there aren't two huge spheres forcing your legs apart. It may indeed be more comfortable. And if you take a browse through my blog you will inevitably come cross photos of Mirsku letting it all hang out - he looks like he still has his charms attached but, believe me, they are just empty bags (we think they must have been basketballs when he had them).
    And as for revenge, I am sure when it comes it will be very sweet. But in the meantime you probably need to curl up with your lovely quilt and do a lot of licking and sniffing. I'd get rid of that band aid straight away as the glue will really mess your furs.

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  7. King Spitty, you sure you weren't a few plums short already, man - I mean PINK???? But seriously, the fur grows back and when you walk your butt angle will be a little bit lower as there aren't two huge spheres forcing your legs apart. It may indeed be more comfortable. And if you take a browse through my blog you will inevitably come cross photos of Mirsku letting it all hang out - he looks like he still has his charms attached but, believe me, they are just empty bags (we think they must have been basketballs when he had them).
    And as for revenge, I am sure when it comes it will be very sweet. But in the meantime you probably need to curl up with your lovely quilt and do a lot of licking and sniffing. I'd get rid of that band aid straight away as the glue will really mess your furs.

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  8. I am glad to see your human is putting all your fun stuff OTT for you. Though Brown Blanket seems to be missing. Maybe the quilt is taking its place? You got a beautiful one. I expect ours will arrive soon.

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  9. Poor guy. Course, I only had the one. (The other they had to fish for, so I have all manner of girlcat scars on my belleh.) All my fur grew back, as yours will, and no one will ever be able to tell.

    I hope you don't have to get back into that troll box any time soon. And at least it *looks* like your human is trying to make it up to you!

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  10. It's a beautiful quilt, Spitty. Truly fitting for you with black cats on the one side and pink on the other. Enjoy your quilt. Enjoy your gerbers. If I know peeps, the pampering won't last forever. Milk it for all it's worth! Do you like milk? purrs

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  11. Oh, Spitty, did your human not get pain meds for you? Then you would see the pink unicorns and feel all dreamy. You should take advantage of this guilt trip for some time to come. We luv the cat print on your comfy quilt. Good night, sweet P, er, King Spitty. Purrs.

    Laura & Taffy

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  12. Spitty, the worst is over. You'll feel better soon, your furs will grow back and you can go back to being the biggest flirt in the blogosphere! Did you know that mom will not let any of us girlcats play with un-neutered males? Yes, that's right Spitty...being neutered will make you more popular with the girls and their moms.

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  13. Oh yeah, I bet your butt hurts! Oh well, at least you have your quilt, Gerbers, your new toy and you will feel better in a few days.

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  14. I miaow like the Katnip Lounge = Welcome to the club :)
    Hope you but will stop hurting real soon !

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  15. Ohhh Mister Spitty, such indignity! You've got my sympathy, sir.

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  16. Oh Spitty! I'm sure the butt fur will grow back!;) love the first pic!
    Woofs
    Cotton

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  17. The furs will grow back. Butt (ahem) not much else...

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  18. Spitty, buddy, play the hurt pride-and-other-places card for all it is worth!! She is reeking with guilt AND she is busy. Play it right, bro, and you will have treats on tap forever!! Trust me! The quilt is PINK!! YAY!!! We Pink Boys are gonna rool!

    PeeEss Errr cos you've had errr ya know removals in, it don't mean ya goona prefurr more neutral colours, eh??

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  19. Spitty, my mom inappropriately laffed at that first picture. Me, I thought it was purrfect what with the heart on it. Oh no, she's quaking like an earth quake all over again looking at it. STOP it MOMMY! You're rocking me off your LAP!

    You new quilt is da bomb. Black cats for you..broken hearts for all we girlcats in the CB? What could be better than that quilt? Admiral loved hers so much she always laid on it when she napped or got brushies. You were on it many times with her, and mom is tempted to take it out of the oaken chest it's in and see if your black furs still mingle with hers.

    Your beautiful satiny furs will grow back and Cory was right..other girlcats and their pawrents will be even more welcoming now. Your mom helped you more than you realize, hahameow.

    Gerbers, a new toy, a purrfect new quilt with a theme so befitting you--- it's a treasure already! And brushies, other fuds and lots of attention (wanted or not) plus guilt on the mom's heart...you have it made!

    XXXOOO

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  20. OH NOES! MOMMY! LOG OUT OF THAT ACCOUNT TIGHT NOW! Spitty won't know it's ME, Katie Isabella!

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  21. Well I'ms a lady Dawg..so that will have to do ya..bol..I luv's ya quilt and being PINK one side Spitty..how fab.. Have youz got a pink ribbon to goes wiff it?? Sorry Spitty..only's jokin :)Yor presents turned up just in the NICK (OOP'S)of time..lol xx

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  22. But Spitty, don't you know manscaping is sexy!! Not to mention a man who practices birth control.. ;)

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  23. Spitty, we are so sorry your butt hurts. We suspect your mommy didn't think she could get pills down you.

    You have joined an elite club of mancats! We are very proud of you :)

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  24. Dearest Sweetest Spitty,
    Alas, me was cavorting with Eric and Flynn and could not be there for yous yesterday sweetness. Just say the word and me shall rush to your side and massage your aching back!
    Kisses and head bonks
    Nellie Bellie

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  25. Spitty I am sorry but your butt looks HILARIOUS!!!! Wow pal, they really got you good!

    Seriously I hope you are feeling better and that gorgeous quilt should help you feel better in no time!

    Love, your pal, Cody

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  26. Ahhhhh Spitty...in a day or two, you won't even remember what's missing. ;)
    Don't worry, the furs WILL grow back...though that might take a couple of days.
    We're glad the quilt arrived right on time and we hope you (and your Human) feel better soon.

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  27. Oh Sir Spitty, you will be all recovered before you know it pal, trust me, I know! At least you got a very nice quilt!

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  28. Just reading all these comments is totally making my day Sir Spitfire! That Woman here; I'm happy you like your quilt and appreciate all the little hearts, broken and full! Of course I had to make one side pink given all the grief Ms. Stella gives you about that.

    Punapippuri's comment about being 'a few plumbs short already' made me have to visit the ladies room. (to wipe the soda off the front of my shirt!)

    I can imagine your mom resting so well now that she won't hear all that 'clanking' as you thunder through the house. I mean having some Big Brass One's is really only good for so long before the novelty (and upkeep) takes it toll.

    We luvs you very much and send all our purrs & gentle head butts to you.

    xoxo
    That Woman
    Ms. Stella

    **manscaping!! MOLMOL!!

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  29. OH MS STELLA'S MOM YOU ROCKED MY MOM'S WORLD! Clanking! The novelty and upkeep! OMC!

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  30. Spitty
    We are so glad you got something that made you feel better. What a gorgeous quilt. That is beautiful for your fur-less beehind. We know all of your glorious furrs will grow back. Do you know what Mom has done to Ping and Jinx? She has touched that now empty sacs in the back and she says they are so soft and you know what else? Ping and Jinx don't mind at all??? Go figure.

    ((hugs))

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

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  31. Those comments are killing me. Wish I could think of something funny like that. Guess what? one of MY eyes is half open tonight in sympathy I guess. Yes, I'll help you take the Satanic Woman & her minions down.

    Quick question: what flavor Gerbers and does your human microwave it or serve it without cooking it to you?

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  32. DOod. I read on the Intertoobs that the chicks LIKE it when a guy shaves the goods. Who knew? It might turn out to be a happy thing!

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  33. Love that quilt, man!! Rest up on it and plan your revenge.

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  34. Spitty now there is more guilt for doing the tutoring and more treats. I guess she was just in school mode, but its good for you. You're still going to be a flirt right:>

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  35. Oh King Spitty, we did not know this was happening to you. We are so sorry we weren't here to hold your paw. Yikes. I bet your butt does hurt. Do glad that catnip quilt got there just in time for you. We are sending many purrs to the butt area that it will stop hurting soon. Take care our friend.

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  36. oh my sweet Spitty! I have been so remiss and not visited for 3 days! I have left you with your sore butt, I am so sorry! And I so luv your wonderful quilt, especially with your best accessory color, pink! Very nice. I do hope you are feeling much better my dear SPitty. And I am pawsitive your manly furrs will soon be right back where it all belongs...paw pats, Savannah

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  37. Maxwell: I think I'm having sympathetic pains *wiggles butt uncomfortably* Think that'll get me some treats too? I could go for a Gerbers about now....

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