Friday, August 24, 2012

The Back of Disrespect

Seriously:  Can you blame me, Kitties?
It's only what she deserves.

Also: Score
I haven't had kitty grass in MONTHS!
She knows there aren't enough days left in the year
to make all this up to me, but she may as well get started anyhow.

29 comments:

  1. Well, I guess you can't show the bum of disrespect right now, hehehehe.
    Okay, so what else are you going to manipulate out of your human ? You got the kitty grass, what about a catnip cigar or two ? And maybe a heated blanket - that's quite nice for the empty bags to toast on. And you'll need lots of lovely salmon to make the fur grow back slowing and shiny on your royal hiney. See what I did there? Oh the royal iambic pentameter just flows. Anyway, we send you weekend greetings from the deprivation zones of Finland (north).

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  2. Kitty grasses? Congrats on not having any for months :)
    Woofs
    Cotton

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  3. Ooo Grasses! Do you get to throw them up in oh so special spots too? hee hee
    Feeling better?
    Star says: Darling Spitty, when you're up to traveling again, I have some bacons to share with you. My mommy gave me some today and I saved some just for you! We can nibble and snuggle behind the couch! XOXOXO

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  4. It's a start. Albeit a slow one. She needs to step it up a little. Like heated cat bed, little.

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  7. You get to eat it on the *dining room table*! And with a *pink* floral placemat, no less! Keep on milking it, Spitty, your royalness. Purrs.

    Laura & Taffy

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  8. I hope you horked it all up later! On something GOOD.

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  9. Sorry. That was us. We were just so excited that somehow the comment posted 3 times.

    Laura & Taffy

    PS: We think that a heated catbed is the least she should do to soothe the savage breast. Eh, Spittilini?

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  10. Dude. ANYTHING you want, be it tuna or dancing lady cats... your human BETTER give it to you now! She owes you!

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  11. Well, at least your Human is trying really hard to make it up to you. But she's far from having redeemed herself for that awful deed.

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  12. A little grass makes everything better!

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  13. Oh! May I have a bite too? It may help me hork up all the fus=ds I just had. I can hork them over there for your human. How about on the cream colored rug?
    XXOOXX

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  14. That really is Spitty Splendor In the Grass!

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  15. You should yank the entire grass plant out of the pot and drag it over various area rugs until a lot of the dirt breaks away from the roots. In your over-enthusiasm for it, of course.

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  16. Enjoy those grasses they looks nommy. We did gets sum fur teh first time - yes thats right first time! And we likes it so why hazn't we had it bafore? I show mai back too an hisss!

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  17. That grass looks nommy. It IS a start....

    The Florida Furkids

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  18. I know - to properly show your disrespect to your human - instead of having a house trashing party with the kitties of the CB, have a "house horking" party. I bet we kitties can find some interesting spots to hork at your house.

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  19. Wow Spitty, I's deprived, I've neffer had any of that..Dose it taste good ? I want some " MUM! "
    Have a great Caturday, I can see you certainly are :)
    xx00xx

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  20. The perfect treat thats fun to eat!
    Hope your bum is feeling better.

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  21. Spit, Mate! Even your grass is in the pink!! Good Man!! You could make the guilt last til new year if you are very sneaky!!

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  22. Spitty they ALWAYS deserve the "back of disrespect" !!

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  23. I see kitty grass and nip and lots of other good stuff in your future, your royal highness. Isn'g guilt great? purrs

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  24. No matter HOW we do the math, grass just does NOT equal nuts.

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  25. Bem, é melhor o sua humana começar a correr.

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  26. ohhhh...good idea...I haven't had any either...runs to Mom...paw pats her arm...Can you get me some of that kitty grass??? Purrlease!!??? and of course, she will...paw pats, Savvy

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  27. Ah! Grass!! Now yous can really show how happy yous is by yakking it up in her shoes.
    Tee Hee
    Kisses Sweet Spitty
    Nellie

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  28. FaRADaY: Mowzers, we think if you play this right you could stretch it all the way to the holidays with loads of loot to "make up for it all"!

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  29. Wow, Spitty. She must really feel bad...she brought out the big guns from the very start! Milk it, buddy...milk it.

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