Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Trophy Girlfriend

So, we bet you've been wondering:
What's up with Miss Madie Mitten Kitten these days?
Well, take a gander at THIS:
You may be asking yourself: Where's Aggie, the long-time beloved of Mr. Wally?
The answer? Sleeping alone, Kitties, sleeping alone.
That Bad Boy Wally has found himself a multi-toed Furry Little Lolita, that's what!
Where's the loyalty, Wally? At long last, Wally, have you no shame???

27 comments:

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL!! Pardon my mirth at YOU dear Spitty being the one to be outraged at something like this?? Has you operation changed you that much? Darling, most male kitties spread the love, don't they?

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Star says: Oh Spitty dear, are you still hurting? Need more nip brandy? A hug? A snuggle? I'll be over to help you plan some revenge and offer comfort!

The Island Cats said...

We think Wally has taken one out of the ol' Spitty playbook. And don't think that shameless Lolita doesn't share some of the blame! ;)

Catio Tales said...

King Spitty, are casting aspersions on your subjects and followers ? You need to be careful with this. Just because you are convalescing and licking the part where you used to lick over large undulations, doesn't mean you can go poking around in other kitties' bed hopping!

After all, what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas rather than being plastered all over the interwebs like the human ginger prince Harry has discovered.

Now it's nearly the weekend so we hope you will have some time to make things up with your human, and for her to serve your every need and pamper you royally. And apologise, endlessly. We shall see if Ă„iti actually knows any phrases that might help. But she is a little preoccupied right now with trying to write polite Finnish.

Ellen Whyte said...

Well Spitty aren't you the little furry gossip? MOL, love this post!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Oh my Spitty. Is this "the pot calling the kettle black"?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Pfffft. Wally, Wally, Wally. Shocking....just shocking.

Mollie said...

Wez agree wiff Prancer Pie..MOL..Such cute photies :) xx00xx

CATachresis said...

Spitty, mate, I've ordered a mojo for you from Amazon. You should get it in a few days. And not before time by the looks of it! You are in danger of becoming the Perez Hilton of the CB!!

PeeEss the human had to look up celeb gossips on tinternet!!! She's thick as two short wossits, being old and out of touch!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Such drama in the house of Spitty!!

Hope you're feeling better today, my handsome pal.

Katie Isabella said...

My mom said she's about hurting herselfn laffing with the comments these past two days!

Ramblingon said...

Aggie my darling, so many of we older women are ignored that way. Our rightful hard-earned place usurped by some little (however adorable) floozy! You have my sympathies as a mom of a beautiful young lady cat. Said ladycat gets admiring glances while I, her mom, languish sadly in the dullness of the shadows cast by Katie isabella's glowing beauty and sunny disposition. Aggie, we shall form a committee of two, soothing one another, trying to rise up from the ashes heaped upon us by those girlish cats and kittens who have no compunction at all..not one whit, about kicking we older ladies, human or furred to the curb.

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Spitty - I created a special song this Friday for you to sing regarding your "special" event. Check it out!

Brian's Home Blog said...

They are cuties fur sure!

Ivan from WMD said...

It figures. You give them the best months of your life, and then it's Adios.

~Caroline!

Katnip Lounge said...

Way to go, WALLY!!!

The Randy, yet Envious Lounge Man Cats

Cathy Keisha said...

What an adorable couple! I don't see anything wrong with this show of affections. Hope your mojo arrives soon, Spitty or I'm afraid you'll become the kitty Rona Barrett.

meowmeowmans said...

Good job by Wally. Looks like he might of taken a book out of YOUR playbook, King Spitty! :)

Unknown said...

Hrmph! No boy cat would ever leaves mes for a Lolita! That's what ME thinks!
Kisses
Nellie

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Wow... she has made herself quite at home, huh?

Stacy Hurt said...

such.a.mancat.

Spitty, what are you possibly casting aspursions on poor Wally for??? How many babes do you have 'strung along'?

nuff said..

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Pretinha said...

How beautiful you embraced, pity that a cat will be jealous.

GreatGranny said...

They are a loving handsome couple.mol
Kassey

Shaggy and Scout said...

She just pushed her way into your bed didn't she Wally? And you are too polite to make her leave, right? Plus she's warm and probably licks you in just the right way. Heh Heh. Cheers, Wally!

Anonymous said...

Wallie!!! What have you done to Miss Aggie???? You dumped her for a trophy ladycat???? I can't believe you did that!...turns back, stalks out of office, slams door...no paw pats for him...just for you sweet Spitty for making sure we all know just what kind of mancat he ISN'T...paw pats Spitty, your Savvy

A Tonk's Tail said...

Allie: Isn't it just like a man(cat) to dump the girl of his youth and go for a Young Thing? *HUFF*

www.shelter-cats.com said...

How can anycat resist those cute paws?
Extenuating circumstances!