Friday, August 3, 2012

Thinking Allowed

The Pawesome Nerissa of Nerissa's Life gave me this wonderful award the other day. It requires the recipient to list 7 Things He Loves and/or Thinks About


Oh pish-tosh! This is gonna be easy! Here they are:


1.  Myself! I think about myself all the time: Am I comfortable? Do I need to pee? Have I eaten enough? Am I thirsty? Is it time for my nap? Has the Human found my soft gray mousie and left it out for me? Is there a sunpuddle somewhere around here? Could I drag my pink beddie over there into it? Are my favorite crunchies in my bowl yet? 


2. LadyCats! When I finish thinking about myself, I think about: The Admiral, Zoey, Katie Isabella, Sascha, Gracie, CK, Nellie, Star, Cory, Katie, Caroline, Salem, The Baby, Grayce, Abby, Iza, Stella, Precious, Savannah, Mahoney, MewMew, Audrey, Sparkle, Binga, Truffle & Brulee, Sassy, Oui Oui, Willow, Taffeta Rose, Allie and all the other glorious LadyCats of the Blogosphere who make me happy to be a ManCat XOXOXO
NB:  In dictating to the Human typist, I meowed: "List some LadyCats here!" Well, you know, she has a poor memory so she wrote a few and then consulted our (mostly alphabetized) blog list. So any LadyCat who feels slighted--please direct all your hisses to her. *I* am innocent! Je suis innocent! No tengo la culpa! Aaaaaugh!


3. Important home furnishings: Is my litter box clean and accessible? Do I need to go use it now? Could I nap first? Where has the Human put my favorite beddies? Are they in their proper places? Should I go check before my nap? I wonder what happened to my cube and my hammick? Why haven't I seen them in awhile?


4. Stupid Human Rules: Don't sit on the dining room table, Stop eating the plant, Please don't barf on the rug, Don't claw at the chair cushion, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, actually, I guess I really don't think much about this.


5. Meals:  Are we running out of my favorite crunchies? Is she going to try to make me eat up what's left of those spendy cans of fancy gourmet cat food that I don't care for? Is breakfast going to be at 6:00 a.m. or 9:30 a.m.? (I can never tell these days--she's soooooo unreliable!) Will she remember to fill both my water bowls? When am I going to get some Gerber's? I mean, I see three new jars in the kitchen but so far nuffing has been offered to the Kitteh. Un-ac-cep-ta-ble!!


6. Unfathomable Human Behavior: Why does she sit in front of a glowing screen for elebenty-sebben hours a day instead of brushing me? Why does she go stand underneath hot gushing water every day when she could just lick herself clean? I mean, I'm not a cuddly sort, but I could help her out with that. Why does she pick up a stupid piece of black plastic and babble into it for hours at a time?  As far as I can tell, nuffing comes out of it--no green papers, no cream, no fudz--nuffing at all.


7. Invisible stuff: What are those little things floating by that the Human seems unable to see? I find them riveting! I also race to the window, drawn by super-fascinating sounds inaudible to the Human.  They are so, um, limited, aren't they?

So, Kitties, those are some of the important topics I think about. Now I will pass the fabulous awardie on to some kitties I would luff to know more about ('course, lots of Kitties already have received this, so if I am so lame as to repeat, I 'pologize in advance):



Ms. Stella
Sassy
Sparkle
Goro & Niko
Prancer Pie


Thanks again, Nerissa

27 comments:

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...
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dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

AMAZING!! I think about the SAME things as you, especially the ladycats!!

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Sorry, we changed our mind. . .

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Wow, I didn't know you were such a busy thinker, Spitty! Thanks so much for the award!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

I gived you an awardie, but I guess you already got it. Well 2X ~ Marley

Marg said...

Spitty, your brain must be totally exhausted from all that thinking that you are doing.
Mahoney also is very sad since you left her off your list of girl friends.Mew Mew too.
Hope you have a great day.

Angel Simba said...

Dizzying, Spitty. As Marg said, your brain must be exhausted with all that you ponder. No wonder you nap!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Congrats Sir Spitty! Your list was quite cool!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

You are so very welcome, my friend. My gosh, you think of a lot of stuff daily. And really important stuff, too! Stuff I never even thought about thinking about before now. How ever do you manage to find enough time for napping for beauty maintenance? I find I must nap 'bout eighteen or twenty hours a day to maintain my beauty.

CATachresis said...

Spit, Dood! You and I were seperated at birth!!! And so were our humans, by the looks of it. They are sooooooo stoopid!! ConCats on the award.

PeeEss I agree with your taste in pussettes!! >^,.^<

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

I'M 16th?! SIX TEENTH? SIX and a TEENTH? Well let's see you "rest yer weary royal head" on MY tummy again, BUB!

Be glad fer the 3 nose-kissies, cuz that's all you'll get from ME! And besides, the pawn shop said the bling you gave me was just costume jewelry, not a speck of actual silver in it...

~ Iza the 16th

Mollie said...

Wow Spitty, yoo's will need a nap now after finkin of all that! Catulations on the award..It's luv-ly :)
Have a great day
Mollie x

Katie Isabella said...

Oh SPITTY! MY goodness ME oh MY! OH! There are several irritable ladycats here. Oh MY! But me and the Admiral, we're good. XOXOXOX And I LOVED the comments. Every one of them! <3<3<3

Mariodacat said...

Hey buddy - I hope you'll leave some of those bootiful ladycats for us other guys!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Spitty those are some CATABULOUS 7 things! Congrats!

Unknown said...

Wow! Spitty! I never think about that much! You must be one really smart man cat! No wonder queen Penelope likes you! I would like to be like you when I am older!
Kozmo

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

That's a heck of a list of ladycats, MOL, are you sure you didnt miss any or a hundred? It's so nice of you to spread yourself around!

Ivan from WMD said...

Me: When do you find time to nap?

Caroline: I'm not even in the top 10?

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! You must've been up all night compiling all those questions!

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

wow, that is a lot of thinking!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Oh Spitty, I am so honored to be in your ladycat list (blush). Thank you for the award.

Cherry City Kitties said...

Wow, we thought we were the only ones who thought about "the ladies", specially since we're alone out here... perfect timeing for us to find you and get to know you all at once. Hail King Spitty!

Harry, Dexter and Tipp

The Island Cats said...

Congrats on that award, Spitty. You're right...that was an easy one for you!

GreatGranny said...

Concats on the lovely awardie, King Spitty. Goodness, Handsome Spitty, it is tiresome thinking of all this stuff. Our humans should read our minds and always know what we want and need.
Kassey

A Tonk's Tail said...

BWAA-HA-HAAA! Allie, we notied YOU weren't mentioned either! *snicker*

Way ta go, Spitty Dude! Concats on the award!!

KarenMcG said...

Man, Spitty, that's some list. You've certainly given much thought to your answers.

And you are so fun-ny!

Anonymous said...

well!!! Even though I think you deserve this award Spitty...you just continue to show that you are such a ladycats Mancat!! your list is of course all about YOU!!...harrrummmpppfff...one would think you are a CAT!