Sunday, September 30, 2012

Welcome Home, Human

Can you tell I'm thrilled to see you? Nobody's played with me in weeks and weeks. I'm sure I haven't been fed in days. Plus, it was, like, 88° today and that sapped whatever enthusiasm I might have drummed up for your return. So yeah, I can hardly contain my excitement.
Did you bring me something at least?
No? Well, I thought not. Sigh.

27 comments:

  1. You kinda look like you're walking in air in that picture. Neat! purrs

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  2. Seriously? Nothing at all, Spitty? We can understand the lackluster greeting then, buddy!

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  3. Your human does need to make it up to you somehow...... I am sure however she was totally delighted to see you.

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  4. Ugh, you got the hots there, too? It was like 100 here today. Probably worse for you since it doesn't get that hot there normally. A person can't expect a Hallelujah Homecoming when you're sweating your dangly bits off...

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  5. You gots nothin? Well mebbe your human needs a little "motivashun". Hee-hee.

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  6. oh Spitty dear, if that look greeted me when I got home, I'd have to scoop you up and snuggle and kiss you to death! Which I'm sure you'd hate.. sigh

    Star says: Poor darling Spitty! I'll bring you over some treats! mom got me some catnip temptations! Yummy! I'll share with you!

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  7. Your human abandoned you and then brought you NO gifts? No offerings??? hmmmmmm.....so not fair.

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  8. She brought her HANDS home, Spitty! And that means, BRUSHIES! Purr purr purr.....

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  9. Humans are expendable, except around mealtimes! Give her the derriere of derogation, Spitty. For some reason they hate that!!

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  10. What?! Nothing for you? Then why should your human get anything in return?

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  11. Derriere of derogation! Austin knows how to give great advice! LOVE that!

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  12. What Spitty, she neffer bought youz nuffin back..Disgraceful! Well, I would make her beg for attention! xx00xx

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  13. You actually DO look happy. Guess that was taken before you discovered she brought you nothing. Where's your mini horse?

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  14. Did you hear that thud? That was Caroline falling over after seeing that very handsome photo of you! So even if you are bored, hot and starving, you've given us a moment of peace by knocking her out!

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  15. Good job with aloofness, Spitty. You are quite the master.

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  16. Spitty I am sorry to tell you, you look pretty darned excited to me!

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  17. Spitty Dear,
    Total back of disrespect until she gives yous baby food.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. The fact that you are awake belies your indifference...

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  19. Spitty does well with his human, maybe next time she takes you along.

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  20. So she's home is she?
    We guess it's just the angle of the camera and the lighting that make you look excited to see her.

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  21. Spitty
    How could she leave you?
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

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  22. We cry ABUSE, we do! NEGLECT! Shameful! (did you get treats and remorse from her?)

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  23. Hi Spitty you do look thrilled and looks like you are almost gonna show your beautiful tummy :-) I'm sure your human will make it up to you for not bringing anything!

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  24. After that, Spitty,we're surprised you're welcoming her. She deserves a raspberry....

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  25. You POOR THING, Spitty!
    She's lucky you're still breathing.
    I sure hope you can drag yourself to your food dish.
    Maybe she ought to feed you by hand.
    In your pink beddie.
    xo, Katie

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  26. what??!! not even a bitty bit of shrimp?? She WAS in Monterey I believe??...harruummpppfff

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