Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Yarrrr! A Day Late & a Doubloon Short


                           ~Black Harry Read~


Kitties! For weeks I reminded the Human about Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day on September 19. Did she remember? Of.Course.Not.

So, Mateys, since strictly speaking it is still the 19th as we post, I wish ye a most excellent victory against all yer enemies an' a fine meal, good rum an' a bawdy wench afterwards!

37 comments:

  1. Guess what? I'm reading your post right now and... there are still forty-five minutes left of September 19th! Yoo-hoo! YOO-HOO!!! Oh, and by the way... love the hat! purrs

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  2. You're a perfect pirate, Spitty. As well as a King and Prince!

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  3. Star says: Oh Spitty, I mean... Black Harry Read! You shiver me timbers! I'd walk the plank to get to you! Avast! I'm hitching a ride on the fastest skooner and will be your bawdy wench before midnight comes and ends the pirate day!

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  4. Ha Ha!!! My maiden was Read - does that mean we're related????

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  5. Aye, ye be a fine pirate, Black Harry Read! The wench should be walkin' the plank!! Arrrrr!!

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  6. Aye, ye be a fine pirate, Black Harry Read! The wench should be walkin' the plank!! Arrrrr!!

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  7. Ahoy Black Harry ye scurvy salt! Fair winds and saucy wenches be thine.

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  8. You make a fine pirate, matey! Guess the Mom won't haf to walk the plank after all!

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  9. I don't do the pirate thing - I pretty much ignored it.

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  10. You are a fine strapping pirate. Are all your legs real ? Or could I use one to hone my claws. Only kidding - just a joke; no need to invade.

    We are not sure if spring is a good time to come to Kiimamaa: all the man eagles are busy showing off to the ladies, bringing them impressive things to eat. Maybe early summer (June) when they have done their stuff and the babies are still in eggs. When they hatch then the eagles go mad looking for loads of food.

    Perhaps you could invent an anti-eagle device somehow, involving your wonderful pirate hat and some real revolving swords?

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  11. Yeah, I didn't get to do it this year. Apparently the people had more important things to do than leave the computer on for me today :/

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  12. Mrrrroooow matey! Happy 'Meow' Like a Pirate Day!!! :)

    http://catteemission.com/blog

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  13. A bawdy wench?! Oh Spitty, I'm positively blushing.
    Meet you under the sails of my pirate ship.
    ; ) Katie

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  14. Unless you happen to BE the Bawdy Wench! Huzzzah!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  15. You are not the only one with a absent-minded mom !
    My mom have forgot all about it too :(
    You are looking great as a pirate Spitty !

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  16. Spitty! Bawdy wench??? MOL

    You look mighty cool. Don't worry, my mom pretended she had forgotten!! I am grateful to her for small mercies! I would've looked like a right prannit!!

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  17. Oh Spitty, our Person sometimes can't remember who she is, much less what day it is and what we are supposed to be doing on that day.
    You make a terrific pirate. We will send ya some of our rum. Take care.

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  18. Spitty, I am sitting up at the computer all shining and gleaming blackly and satiny reading what you said and gazing at you and your hat. I would rather text you on your cell phone. xxxooo

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  19. ha ha - I'm going for the baudy wench myself. Happy Pirates Day pal. Now for some Rum.

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  20. Avast ye Spitty! Land Ho...oh, that's M-T Lolita, please be acceptin' our gracious pardon for our devilish pirate speech!
    Ye got yerself into the briny depths of the seven seas settin' sail on Pirate Day just by the hair on your mizzen mast! Glad tidings be to all that ye didn't make a stop on yonder poop deck for a a sniff an' a scratch or ye'd be missin' this fine day altogether! Pirate Day be our favorite blogosphere holiday an' we unsheath our swords against any who be dissin' it. Hats off to ye, Black Harry! Now do ye have a wee bit 'o rum or some grog for we thirsty pirates and when may we have the pleasure ofmeetin' yer wenches?

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  21. Ahoy there me matey..Youz a weal handsome pirate Spitty..:) xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  22. Spitty if YOU say it's still the 19th I guess it still is! you make a fine looking pirate my friend!

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  23. I fink you makes a bettah ninja. Is there Stalks like a Ninja Day? you could try that. betta luck next times.

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  24. Oh Spitty!
    Yous looks like a glorious pirate! Is yous wearing ARRRRRgylre socks too?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  25. Hey,nin case nobody mentioned it, the KING can show up whenever he wants!

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  26. Dood. We're down wif the grod and stuff, but don't wenches have cooties like...GURLZ...?

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  27. What are you talking about, pirate? The header says Wednesday, Sept 19. I didn't read the other comments but we laughed so hard at the pirate name. It almost sounds like a House Minority Leader. You're all royalty, Spitman. BTW, love the hat.

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  28. Hey Spitty! We were able to restore our deleted "How I love you" post that you had commented on before. Come back and visit us and leave a comment if you want to ;)

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  29. Arrr, Black Harry Read, ya be a fine pirate! We missed the whole spuppered day our fine selfs...

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  30. Spitty as King you rule whenever pirate day is as the date was set by silly humans who impose deadlines on time that we felines are not bound by.

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  31. har, har, har, matey.

    We've been forced to post as the dates change a few times ourselves. Humans!

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  32. Let's use the pirate punishments for the humans who forget!

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