The musings of Spitty the Kitty
Beans can always find another way to be vishus! You are just furry, surely your mom knows that.
Think your human needs new glasses. MOL! Now TW IS a thunderthighs. She bounced off the furniture. HAH! So far so good but the last 9 outs are the hardest.
Mommy says they STEW really well...Yr Pal, Scouty
What is the deal with your Human? First she complains because you're a picky eater, then when you do eat with delight, she calls you "thunderthighs"? How can a cat possibly cope with this behavior?Plus, it's not felinely possible for any of us to get thunder thighs. So tell her to take that.
Hahahaha someone once called the Woman "Thunderthighs." I think they woke up 3 days later...
Thunderthighs, heheheh! But those thundering thighs can give the best rabbit punchies so next time she goes to tickle the expanding realms of your tummy fur, a quick grab with the front clawsies and then the most powerful back leg kicks need to come into play.There are several sets of thunderthighs here and they are all magnificent so be proud, King Spitty. It is good you are eating more, and make sure you exercise the human with her playing games with you. And you are right, they are never happy!
We said it before. Us ladycats LUV a man wif a little meat on his bones. Hee-hee. - Princess and Precious
Pfft! Your human is making you look bad by taking photos from unflattering angles. As a calendar girl for 10 years now, I know these things. I believe retaliation is in order!
When Mom said "thunderthighs" we are SURE she was thinking of the kanga-roos. YOURS are purrfect. ~ IZA LOVEYPEE ESS: More about the garage hide-a-way soon. Its a Halloween adventure... Are you feeling brave?
First, we are THRILLED that the SF Giants won the pennent. Second, I am setting up a little House of Horrors to guide you through as a Halloween adventure. Iffen ya wanna be my guycat, ya gotta put up with stuff. But dont worry, I'll be right at yer side. Mom said scary things make mancats more amorous...
*gasp!* Who dares to insult King Spitty the Scrumptious?! Even IF you get a little meaty around the midsection, a little pudgy in the pantaloons, a little fluffy in the flanks, it's just more to lurve!! Right Star?Star says: Absolutly! I'll just look more petite next to him, and that does wonders for a girls self esteem! More warmth to snuggle up against!Leo says: fluffy in the flanks? Don't you think that's a little insensitive in light of his recent.. uh.. *makes snippity snip motions*Star says: Idiot boy! Flanks is thighs! Not... *blush* THAT area! Sheesh... never mind, we are all going to stop talking now. Spitty dear, demand more treats to make up for that insult!
Oh, by the way, my mother's Sir Moose-a-lot Thunderbottom says that until you come close to his 25-28 pounds, you shouldn't be called thunder-anything! MOL
Spitty would you like to lend my T-shirt with the text = I´m not FAT , just fluffy !! , ??
Yay, for the Giants. Well done.No,No you do not have thunderthighs Spitty. You don't have thunder anything. Everything looks perfect to us. Have a non thunder day.
Better than being called lard ass..BOL You'z not got thunder thighs Spitty, it jumping muscle :) xx00xxMollie and Alfie
Spitty, in NO way do you have thunder thighs! You are slim, trim, mean and a fighting machine-- this saying which has been written by sages long before this comment I am making here- applies to you. You are toothsome, nibbleable and absolutely not stew meat as poor Scouty is. He always has had to watch his back. I have purrsonally seen the pots with HIS name on them. You are in no danger. All of the LadyCats in the Blogosphrere will slip kibble and stinky goodness thru their individual tunnels for you. Not to worry. We like a mancat wif meat on him.
Thunder thighs? Oh, c'mon, Spitty...Hasn't your human seen our Derry's meaty thighs? Which our mom loves, btw. Your thighs are just perfect, really.
Spitty, everyone knows that Thunderthighs is a term used to describe HUMANS, not KITTIES. You had better set things straight with the mom. I know you have your ways.; ) Katie
You look great to us, Spitty!
She iz refurring to your magnifikat floofs I iz pawsitive dear Spitty *purrr*
I feel your pain pal. M says I'm rolly polly! pffft! She's had me on a diet for a good year and I've managed to gain 3 pounds. Starvation here we come I'm afraid. I heard her talk to D about changing me over to a low fat kibble! Eeeek!
Yeah it just looks like fur, so go ahead and just purr.
Aren't humans meanies!My mummy calls me 'fatty boom-boom'!
YAY FOR THE GIANTS WINNING THE PENNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CONCATULATIONS MY FRIEND!!We are gonna have FUN!!!!!!!!And...you do NOT have "thunderthighs!!"
Spitty DearEwe are NOT Fat!Ewe are FLUFFY!KissesNellieMe can't wait to see yous and Cody Fighting over Baseball!KissesNellie
That's what too much of the old brewski does for you mate .. that and being tutored!! Anyway you just have fat fur!Giant what?? ;)
Spitty, it's the camera angle, buddy...no thunder thighs there...so make sure you get your normal amount of crunchies.Oh, and one more thing...our Motor City Kitties are ready for your Giants! Game on!!
Your cook/painter/scribe and all-around courtier apparently does not know her place. Please put her there.Very impressed with the Giants. I thought it was going to get rained out there at the end. I'm afraid I'll have to root for the Tigers in the World Series because, well, they're TIGERS.
Oh, we've missed visiting with you while our Mommy was away, handsome, sexy Spitty!!...You are looking great as always, sweetie...Happy week ahead, dear friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Oh no! Portion control? OH NO!!! This just won't do. You're gonna have to remind your mom how you're royalty and all. purrs
The lady here. King Mr. Black informs me that I must have misunderstood his dictation for his previous comment here. He, will, of course, be rooting for the Giants, the California team. He says that I (the lady) can root for the Tigers if I desire, but some penalties may be imposed if I actually do so. Sigh.
Thunder?!? Under the bed quick! Hooray for your team!!!
Not "thunderous!" Tell her they are "muscular and mancatly," Spitty! :)Yeah! Go Giants!
Spittysad to admit my thighs are chunky little mutton chops. Mom loves my muscular bottoms but...I long for the sleek long legs of Boo.*sigh*purrs>^,,^<✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.
Hooray for the Giants! We are going to back them in the world series. The Twins sure aren't getting there any time soon....Thunder thighs!! That's absurd. Call her Baloney Brain.
There's nothing wrong with plush looking thighs--just more to love! purrrs xx
Thunderthings? That would be the kangaroo from the last post.
Spitty, Sassy here. Your thighs are not getting big, its that your muscles are growing....
Spitty repeat after me..."I am a good kitty; I am a handsome mancat; I am a smart kitty"...got it???...now one more...and I need to control my thunder thighs...ok, go on...repeat that one too...heh...heh
Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.