Thursday, October 25, 2012

'Tocktober Double-Wide

Whaaaaat? Surely you did not expect a picture that revealed the shocking vista of my now-missing Naughty Bits. In addition to That Other Outrage, I was also SHAVED, Kitties, in an elongated oval, right around the aforementioned Bits--as though they were making a TARGET, Kitties. Can you even IMAGINE such a thing?

My furs is not yet all growed in to their previously luxuriant bounty, so you will have to content yourselves with this modest and discreet 'Tocktober offering.

N.B.: The Human is stuck at her school Thursday evening until about 8:oo p.m. She may not be "available" to help me visit until tomorrow. Just another outrage. Sigh.

33 comments:

Mr. Black said...

I didn't realize your tail was so fluffy. I mean, I thought it was a little fluffy, but...that's some major fluffiness.

Hope your human didn't miss Game 2.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Shaved? How embarassing! We would've averted our eyes, Spitty. We have all felt your shame. Happy Tocktober, anyway. XOXO

Furries said...

Your modesty is very gentlemanly.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We are imagining the shaving... With some totally inappropriate (but natural) prurient interest. Marley was "done" young. ~ Iza and Ayla

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Argh, blogger ate my comment.. I was saying how adorable we find your rump! And that I'd like to give it some scritches!

Star says: You needn't worry about the missing furs, all the rest of them are there and soft and silky. And I'm ready to teleport over and lick every one of them!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Star also says: Of course you can come over and share my toys! I certainly have no objection to your toothy marks or spits being on my toys! Play away Spitty dear!

Catio Tales said...

That's a very whappable behind, King Spitty. beware of Mirskus approaching with intent.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Yeah, Spitty, I imagine this is not your happiest Tocktober!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

It's still tock PERFECTION from you, my fine friend. Try not to focus on what is no longer there *sigh*

Mollie said...

The embarrasment of it all Spitty. Youz still the most handsome Mancat around :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

CATachresis said...

That is still a magnificent tock, Spitty!!! No one would guess at your privations!!! ;)

Marg said...

Those are fantastic tocks, shaved and all. Take care Spitty.

Cory said...

I was just thinking that your furry wonderful behind would make a very nice pillow. Naptime!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh Spitty, you sure have put up with a lot lately.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

At least you've got a great lookin' tail there, my friend! purrs

Katie Isabella said...

We will be right here waiting sweetest Spitty. xoxox

Ivan from WMD said...

Double-wide? Gosh, you hardly make a single-wide! I'm pretty sure there's room for Caroline and Pee Queen.

Now, if that were a picture of me, nobody would see the chair seat at all.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Your glorious, luxurious furs will grow back fine, and this is another great 'Toctober offering!

Anonymous said...

Awww Spitty, your tocks(whatever the heck that is??) are just fine and your tail is one of your very best features! Paw pats, Savannah

Pat Hatt said...

Poor guy gettting the snip snip. Not a fun trip, shaving sucks too, the cat's sister had her tummy shaved for an ultrasound to come due.

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

You do have a lovely tail :-)

Tamago said...

Thank you for the detail about your experience. I have some images in my head... :-)
Your tock is gorgeous and very manly! And my kisses on your beautiful tail :-)

Colehaus Cats said...

What luxuriant fluffiness! We can hardly tell anything was er, a-miss! Outrage, indeed! Purrs...

Colehaus Cats

A Tonk's Tail said...

Spitsters, DOOD. Truly an outrage. We can't decide which is worse, the shaving not haven't grown back or the 8 PM abandonment.

Katnip Lounge said...

Well.
At least they shaved you during the "warm" season. Cold floors...talk about pucker!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

well...your human will be happy because I might be starting to scour the internet for some DETROIT TREATS for you!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood.....wellllllllllll, so de purrsonz away huh......ewe noe what THAT meens !!!!!

when de catz at home de mice will roam...

noe..whaen de mice iz away de cat will stay....

hhhmmmm

noe...when de troutz in de oven, dinnerz a lovin !!

hay, haza awesum week oh end !!

Stacy Hurt said...

I can't believe she cut you in half. Like it would have been so difficult to move the camera back a bit? If she woulda got the right angle you could look A LOT smaller too. We can send The Gurl over there to help her out.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, we CANNOT believe you had to endure a shaving as well as losing your bits. What was that evil v-e-t thinking?? Sheesh!!

KarenMcG said...

Spitty, we're really enjoying your backside view. And sure sympathize on your experience at the vet.

Cathy Keisha said...

Aw Spitty. Your fur is so shiny! Have I got a story for you about Tutoring and the shaving that goes with it. It's for another time and place. Hope your Giants don't make you wait all week to accomplish "The Task."

Just Ducky said...

I guess discreet will have to do this year!

Derby

GreatGranny said...

Handsome Spitty, your backside furs are so sleek and shiny, still a furry nice tock shot.
xoxo Kassey