About two weeks ago, my darling fellow-Bay-Area denizen,
the Beauteous and Gentle Savannah, had a little translating contest.
Believe it or not, Yours Truly was chosen from among thousands of entries
to receive the prize.
And what a prize it is, Kitties!!!
OMC! Haff you ever seen a more exciting package in your life?
I know I have not!
The Human opened it for me and. . . . .
Behold! a regular embarrassment of riches appeared! Kitties, there were
12-count-them-twelve beauteous peacock fev-vers inside!
I didn't know what to do first!
And then the Human said to me, she said, "You know, Spitty, you have a lot of furiends
who don't even have ONE fev-ver to play with. Isn't that sad?
Wouldn't it be nice if you considered sharing your fev-vers wif the fev-ver-less?
Well, I *did* have to agree that 12 was a lot, and I do like these Kitties,
so I was a Good Boy and agreed
to redistribute some of the wealth!
First, that Two-Timin' Tabby and his home-wrecking Multi-Toed Lolita
who continue to carry on their torrid affair for all the world to see,
got a fev-ver to share with. . .
the sweet & beautiful but abandoned Aggie, looking as fetching as fetching
can be in her basket. (What is wrong with that Wally, Kitties?)
Those sweet buddies Peet and Kona got a fev-ver to share. . .
and the very serious Igi got one all to himself!
Finally, Big Boy Murphy, a gentle giant of a Ragdoll, squirmed in delight
at the prospect of a fev-ver coming to his house!
So, my darling Savannah, your generous gift has brought fun into the lives
of more Kitties than you imagined!
~ I loved my present XOXOXO ~