Friday, November 30, 2012

Judgmental Kitty Judges Your Housekeeping

. . . and finds you wanting.

30 comments:

  1. Yeah, WANTING a housekeeper to take care of all that mundane stuff!

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  2. VERY wanting! Cool post :)
    Cotton

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  3. Serious, Spitty, that's nothing. I get covered in dust!

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  4. Spitty, I know SOME kitties who would go wild over all those shoes. None of us here, though, so don't send them our way.

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  5. Allie: oh no Spitty, a girl can NOT have too many shoes! *squee!*

    Maxwell: DOOD, seriously, she's got a shoe fetish. You should see how she covets momma's shoes. *shakes head sadly*

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  6. Well, that was a nice way to thank me for a star for your best blog award. 7th, 27th or 127th -whatever you want. I shall just be grateful that I have other friends with better manners. And they have been reading my blog for long enough to know who Tessie-kilpikonna is.
    I do however recognise that you are kind enough not to kill me with a chocolate crown, so for that I am grateful.

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  7. Shoes are exempt from housekeeping!
    Looking handsome there Spitty dear!

    Star says: Only girls understand shoes. However, if you want to hop on over to my house, I'll try to explain it over some snuggles and ear licks. Or skip the explaination and we'll just do the snuggles and ear licks!

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  8. I am always reposing among the two pairs of shoes mom has under her jewelry armoire.

    There is a pork chop left over...git over here!

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  9. We got lots of shoes here too, but we like them piled up so we can lay on them!

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  10. Bit of a "shoe" in there, Spitty!! mol (laughing at me own jokes again!!!) >^,,^<

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  11. Chew on them, then the human won't be long picking them up. Works for me!

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  12. My sister Mason saw all those shoes lying there, just wantin' her to come and snuggle up to them. Mason has a thing for shoes, you know... Girls! MOUSES! purrs

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  13. Squeee! That blankie is so posh! And you look so snuggleable ! As for the shoes, you need my Dad to tidy up that mess...ALL his shoes are lined up in exact rows, all with shoestrings are tied with bows, all leather shoes have shoe trees in them and he polishes his leather shoes if he has worn them once a week. Yes, the word "compulsive" does come to mind! Paw pats, Savannah

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  14. what housekeeper is WANTING is more shoes. clearly, there is room for a few colorful manolos or a 5-inch heel louboutin, or maybe even a pair o' leopard-print Ugg boots. we recommend more color, fewer practical and comfy low heels. c'mon. Housekeeper gots to live a little too, right?

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  15. Shoe'z day'z a gal'z best furiend..Next to Diamond'z..BOL xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  16. Oh, yeah, Spitty! That happens at OUR house, too!

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  17. Spitty,
    If yous yaks hairballs in them, the humans put the shoes away!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  18. Where are the socks? I want to play with socks!

    Just me, Tutu

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  19. Just WHAT is the black furry thing near the bottom!!?????? Looks susPISSous to us.

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  20. SPITTY: My human has the same problem AND with *it must be said* even more black shoes than what you've shown.

    I mean SERIOUSLY? We have 4 legs and 4 paws, that's IT!

    What in Cod's name do they need with only TWO legs and TWO measly hideous feet? And colors? The serious lack of imagination is quite mystifying. Just last night they returned from shopping and I overheard this:
    The Gurl: those were totally cute shoes you should have gotten them!
    That Woman: I KNOW! Such comfy black leather shoes for everyday wear to work...
    **SHE only wears all black to work anyway!* It's enough to drive anysane kitty round the bend.

    Let's you and me take off in the tunnel & start looking for some cool replacement humans we can ask Sandy Claws for? You, Me, the moonlight! I'll bring the snacks.
    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  21. Spitty if you think THAT is bad you better NEVER see my Mom and Dad's closet! it is a NIGHTMARE!! I don't even want to hide in there!

    Love, Cody

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  22. Uh huh. At least YOUR human works for a living. Mine is home all day and I've gotten allergies from the dust. *cough cough* The couch is piled a mile high with papers she'll never read. Sigh!

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  23. We hate to break this to you, but it appears you have also been remiss in your duties as a cat. Your human's shoes are seriously lacking kitty customizations. We see no kitty teef marks, and no kitty toys placed inside for safe keeping. What's up with that?

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  24. Spitty, we have comfy shoes attached to our legs. The humans have to go hunting for theirs. And comfortable ones are hard to find. Your human has done very well for herself.

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  25. If I was there, Spitty, I'd be chewing on those shoes.

    Ernie

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  26. What is it with mum's and their shoes?

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  27. So I don't really see the problem here...all those good smelling toys have been left out for convenient playtime :)

    Maybe you don't like playing with shoes though. I can understand; my kitties don't either :)

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