Monday, November 12, 2012

Lazy Player? Pfft! As If!

I believe I have been unfairly labeled a "Lazy Player" by my Human (who, truth be told, has no business calling anyone or anything "lazy"). I am most emphatically not an L.P., but rather a lightning-fast feather-killer with moves far too speedy to be captured by the Human's ::cheap-a$$:: camera.

30 comments:

  1. What is with the lack of respect? We understand! For a long time, Mica Moo wouldn't come out from under the bed to play. If it wasn't within reach, she didn't bother. She was accused of being a hermit crab.

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  2. Me does not play very often anymore. But me really KILLS whatever me is playing with! Yes me is furry intense!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. Psh! Laziness is totally misjudged by humans.
    Cotton

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  4. Lazy? Pah! We like to call it being choosy about what you chase. Happy Tuesday, Spitty. XOXO

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  5. MOL, OMC that's the theme of our post today too!
    Spitty, after seeing that picture NO ONE can call you lazy player! You're so fast, you are even fast.. asleep! MOL! Ok, that was too much pun, but seriously, you're amazingly athletic there!

    Star says: Spitty! I had no idea you had such moves! Oh we are going to HAVE to play together! it'll give us something to do besides cuddle.. not that I hate the cuddles! But if we have fun playing first, then the cuddles are even sweeter!

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  6. Spitty, like all proper kitties, you are a FIERCE killing machine! You human is full of hot air.

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  7. No, that's not lazy: in a 30 second exposure there's clearly some movement, hehehe. But seriously, standing up on paws and doing the killing stuff takes loads of energy so we are impressed. Äiti says that if you got a little bro then you'd certainly no be lazy: either running away from them or actually playing.

    Now we want to know, is there any research (scientific like) that says pink blankies have better healing powers than green ? Mirsku is doing very well but Äiti could be tempted to go pink if she thought it would help any of us. Personally I would rather not - pink does not show me in my best light.

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  8. The human is crazy to think that you're lazy. Just look at you go, making short work of that at your show.

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  9. Spitty, you are a veritable blur! What in the world more can she ASK? You are a rapid bat-swat killer...a kitty force to be reckoned with! No more need be said. You are KING SPITTY!

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  10. The Staff remembers LPs. She says they used to go round at 78rpm????? What the ....? You are definitely not one of those MOL

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  11. You sure are Spitty. Your mom just isn't quick enough with the ol' picture takin' to get the pictures of you playing. That's not YOUR fault! She needs to lie in wait, I think. purrs

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  12. Or is that lay? No... I think it's lie. What does your mom think?

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  13. That does not look the least bit lazy to me!

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  14. Well, I bet she meant to say jazzy slayer, because after your peacock featherwork there's no other thing to call you.

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  15. How can you support a slander these Spitty, this picture proves just the opposite.

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  16. Wow, King Spitty! You are indeed "lightning fast!"

    The lady also is frequently frustrated by her cheap a$$ camera. She was checking out prices of DSLR's last night, thinking she could use some her saved up Amazon gift cards. Oh, I'm holding my sides laughing.
    She did, however, learn a lot about sensors, their size, and how all pixels are not equal.

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  17. BOL, you show her Spitty, keep that up she will have to get a better camera :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  18. dood.....iz this kinda like poker player....

    if sew; hold yur cards close ta yur chest N all ways wear dark shades N never plays a royal flush on de furst hand

    alrightie then


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  19. well, Mommy is getting so she loves hearing that "thunk" when I hit the floor. She can finally relax and spread OUT! Tell your mom my mom said that snuggling is good for a while, not all night. xoxox

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  20. MOL. Look at those paws go! Looks like it may be time to send your Human out for new fevvers!

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  21. You too? We blame our humans' cheap-o camera too. Seriously. *sigh* The moves she could capture if only....

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  22. whoa Spitty that was the speed of kitty cat I saw you are super duper fast.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

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  23. Lazy? Bah! You're looking like greased lightning (whatever that is!)

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  24. Lightning fast is what you should be nicknamed Spitty.

    Emma and Buster

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  25. We wanna see your human chase that feather as good as you do, Spitty. And when she starts playing with it...you get that camera ready.

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  26. You look like a blur to me you're so fast. Or is the camera too slow?

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  27. Spitty!! Is that you?? You like a lightening bolt! So fast you can hardly see it! Of course, that C-A camera doesn't help much, huh! MOL, paw pats, Savannah

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  28. Humans can't help projecting all their defective points on us kitties because they are jealous that we have none (defective point, that is).
    Go Spitty!
    Purrs

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