Sunday, November 18, 2012

O Where, O Where Can You Be?

 
                                O Blankie! my Blankie! our summer's days are spent;  
                                And I have weather'd many storms, the Tut'ring much grief sent;
                                The winter's near, its bells I hear, the table's cold and bare,
                                Your Soft Brown Fluff would gently cushion my expanding derriè
re.


                                                                               -With heartfelt apologies to Walt Whitman

32 comments:

  1. You can come and cuddle with us. We'll keep you warm.

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  2. Oh Spitty! Expand that rear end any more and Mommy will be after you next with the Warm Washcloth of Delight.

    I get my bottom gently lavaged every morning...it's SUCH a time-saver to have my nethers cleaned (and combed dry!).

    Yr Curvy JLL Gal, Salem xx

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  3. Before your Human does anything involving a was cloth, please ensure she correctly sets up the video camera. You know, she might need it when she files the personal injury claim, And we'll definitely need it for entertainment!
    We hope you find your blankie, but suspect you left it some place when you were out smooching one of your ladycat friends.

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  4. Spitty, me really wants to see yous get your bottom wiped! Me would PAY to see that!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  5. Spitty Bum!!!! Oh so cute! I'd love to give you a scritch at the base of that floofy tail!

    Star says: Dearest Spitty, you definitely need a soft something to lay on! May I volunteer?

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  6. Ahem, where IS your blankie? And so what if your bum is expanding? More of the Spitster to love, we say! We don't know about having your rear washed, though. We'll let you decide that! MOL!

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  7. Does your blanket still find sunbath to do?
    Come up right now!! You need it.

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  8. You look like a big, soft pillow.
    A pillow with a head, but a pillow nonetheless.

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  9. What?! Your human has not pulled out your blanket yet?! What's wrong with her - it is getting cold!!

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  10. BOL your expanding derrière?!:)
    Cotton

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  11. BROWN BLANKIE! COME BACK! APPEAR! I command it thus! NOW! XXXOOO

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  12. Sure it you will find
    Been hanging around my little rhyming behind
    A bit too long
    As you rhyme up a song haha

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  13. Oh no! Where can it be? Time to call out the FBI! purrs

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  14. Blankie-less! This is Not Right that you must lay your Royal Self on the cold hard surface. Maybe one of your ladycat friends could teleport on over with some softness.

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  15. Oh no! She didn't hide your blankie again! If'n I were you, I'd give that table a good scratching and then she'd HAVE to cover it with something. Yo Spitty Human! You got a cat! don't be ashamed of it.

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  16. I am sure that the blankie will obey the Royal command!

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  17. Where's ya Pink one ?? MOL. Yes, your Butt does look big on that table Spitty..MOL ( only kidding ya, I nose how sensitive you iz ) :) XX00XX

    Mollie and Alfie

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  18. If your bum keeps growing like Sassy's does, can I call you Old Thunder Butt like I do Sassy?

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  19. Your bum's not big, you've just got your winter coat on :-)

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  20. Oh, Spitty.....I'm afraid you don't even know the meaning of cold. Come live here in the frozen tundra with me. And my beddie.
    ; ) Katie

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  21. I hope your blankie will show up soon, Spitty! If not, you can come here. We have blankie prepared for you. And blankie comes with me so you need to snuggle with me...:-)

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  22. I can share one of my afghans with you Spitty..Course, ot my fave blue one, but I two more...want me to bring it over?

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  23. Teleporting over with my pink blankie! I cannot stand here and let a buddy suffer in this way!!!! ;)

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  24. Until that blankie appears, we thinks you should make it known you are not amused at its disappearance. We mean, it's cold out there! Purrs...from those not mentioning the derriere part at Colehauscats.com

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  25. Spitty, that is just so sad seeing you laying on that bare cold table. We hafta look away....

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  26. Wasn't there like Prop 942 on the ballot making this very problem of missing cat blankets illegal???

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  27. I hope you find your blankie soon Spitty! I don't know what I would do without mine...

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  28. Spitty
    there are three ladycats here who would love to cuddle with you!

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  29. Good poem pal. You are looking extra handsome and floofy today - all spruced up for hte ladies?

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  30. Oh that was a good poem, Spitty. No 'pologies needed.

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