Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Oh I Wish...

Oh I wish I were an Itty Bitty Spitty--
That is what I truly used to be;
'Cause when I was an Itty Bitty Spitty,
The Human didn't count my calories!



Photo credit:  Aggie and Wally and Madie Mitten Kitten's Dad awoke one morning to find the WienerMobile parked directly across from his house. Being the enterprising Internet journalist he is, he called me and I raced over to pose for him as he snapped this photo. Then we went for a little spin out to the ballpark and back, but please don't tell the Oscar Mayer people. We've had some, uh, "run-ins" in the past.


42 comments:

  1. Tell your human the same thing I told her - she can count my calories when she lets you monitor her chocolate intake. That shut my Mommie up real quick!!

    Sassy

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  2. Now that is a great picture, Spitty!

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  3. Haha! Spitty, I can so relate to that. The mom has started limiting my foods. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

    Wally

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  4. Rupert is jealous of your weiner(mobile).

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  5. That thing was down in L.A. not long ago - but it was in another part of town from us, so I missed it!

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  6. Come right over Spitty and we will have the baftub to ourselfs! I will whisper sweet mousies in yer ears while I lick them...

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  7. We saw the Weinermobile at a gas station a couple years ago! Of course, the mom had forgotten her phone, so we don't have any pix. It took up the whole lane and was so cool.

    Don't worry about extra padding, Spitty. Maybe you were too boney before! Our mom put us on diets by changing our food to one without fillers and we ate as much as we wanted and still lost weight. Except for perhaps Oui Oui, she feels a little extra squishy recently.

    Thanks for looking up Hemingway. He was one cool cat dude!

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  8. We feel the same way here, too, Spitty! :)

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  9. Did you put the bitey on the wienermobile?

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  10. Spitty, that thing is just bizarre.
    So, are you on a D-I-E-T ? Surely not ? Is your Human never happy - Itty Bitty Spitty needed feeding up, tutored Spitty needs to lose weight. What's going on ?

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  11. Spitty, yous looks as cute in the weiner as yous did in the hor red sports car!
    Toos bad yous on a diet!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  12. Spitty got to drive the weinermobile! Awesome! Oh spitty, you are as worried about your waistline as a teenage girl! We love you no matter what! You're just fluffy and wonderful!

    Star says: I hope you ate some of the hotdogs! I love hotdogs, if you saved one for me, I'll be right over to give you such a snuggle!

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  13. ha ha - love your post today. Since M grew up in the city where the weiner mobile began, she's singing right along with you pal!

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  14. Oh my COD, you got to ride around in the weiner mobil.How terrific is that. Did it have hot dogs on the inside?? Hope so. We loves hot dogs. Have a great day.

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  15. Not quite sure what a wiener is?? A sausage I reckon!!! OR a wiener is a whiner like our old crock hoomans!!! hehehehe

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  16. You'z just extra fuffy Spitty ( Like mez ) Youz don't need ya caloriez counted. Love the big sausage :) Iz it a sausage, yum Sausage..S-a-u-s-a-g-e-s.. Sorry, got'z carried away'z finking of Sausage'z..xx00x

    Mollie and Alfie

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  17. WOW, looks like ya won a weiner Spitty!

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  18. On a diet? oh that is just plain rude haha

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  19. I, too, long for the old days when I was a tiny boy. With my brother and sisters, my mom doesn't count calories for me, but she does frequently mention how chubby I am.

    (Ha ha ha ha on your comment!)

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  20. That's a cool Weiner Mobile! And you look really good in it. Woo hoo!

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  21. Haaa!!! Mom SAW the Weiner mobile when she lived in Cleveland! She even has a pin to prove it!

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  22. I left a long comment, but it does not seem to have posted.

    Thanks for the wienermobile laugh!

    The lady promises to post a photo of me from last week. She said, "soon." I'm not holding my breath.

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  23. Oh Spitty...I love that you had this opportunity! Great shot. Now..to the business at hand: Come over immediately for haff 'n'haff and a freshly cracked jar of hams.
    XOXOXOXO

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  24. sew...how mannee hot dawgs be eated ...uh, we meen how manee hot dawgs did ya throw at other cars...duh, how manee hot dawgs did ya pass out ta yur adorin fanz spitty !!!

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  25. HAH! Great picture! Um, Pop picked me up last weekend and he told TW that there was a lot more of me than the last time he picked me up. Now my kibble is being rationed. I gotta tell him what Callie told her Mom. HAH!

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  26. MOL!!! I LOVE this!!!
    I got to drive the wiener mobile once too, Spitty! But I didn't have a song nearly as cool as yours.
    xo, Katie

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  27. hey spitty, cross the bay bridge to the east bay and pick us up will ya?

    emma and buster

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  28. Your mom is countin' your calories? Wha??? Do you get to count hers? purrs

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  29. Spitty, yer such a wiener.

    MOLMOLMOL!

    get it?
    wiener, cos yer in the wiener mobile? wha?

    *scrams*

    __Ms. Stella interjects__
    CLYDE!
    SHUT UP and GET AWAY FROM THAT KEYBOARD! KSpitty has no use for you wee plebian, shoo!


    Sorry about that, he gets loopy when it's close to his nap time.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  30. No way, Spitty! This is even cooler than the Furrari! Oh I do love my delicious hot dog treats...please excuse my drooling.

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  31. BOL Spitty this made me laugh! I have nevers seen a kitty in a hot dog before!! You is the funniest kitty i know!!! BOL!
    Love Milo :)

    Pees- My mummy not only has an Obama keyring she has him on a top and a mask!!!!!!!!

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  32. Ah, Spitster dood. Our sister, singing the same sad tune. Momma is TRYING to help her get her svelte figure back...! Allie's not on board, shall we say?

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  33. Spitty we love your song and the WeinerMobile!

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  34. "OH! My Spitty has a first name!
    It's S-P-I-T-F-I-R-E!
    My Spitty has a second name
    It's ' King of California, who had flaming balls but was unjustly "manipulated" and now has to put up with a human who counts C-A-L-O-R-I-E..."

    okay, well, that doesn't really work as well at the other jingle, but still. I tried. Lord knows how I tried.

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  35. Oh calorie counting--are you trying to tell us something? You look fit as a fiddle to us.

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  36. You look good in the wiener mobile!

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  37. I'm glad yer not an itty bitty Spitty,
    That is what I'd really hate to see...
    Cuz now that yer a rather bigger Spitty,
    There is more of you for me to knead...

    ~ Iza-Lovey

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  39. Sorry about the deletion above. Mom made us take away the gigantic wiener comment. *sigh*

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  40. Spitty, you are too funny. Lucky for you this was a full-sized WienerMobile. We saw the Mini-Mobile along with his big brother a couple of years ago. The mini was actually a Mini Cooper and you may not have fit. We'll share a photo with you sometime.

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