The musings of Spitty the Kitty
OMC! We sure hope not, Spitty!!
No, dude--it's kangaroos!P.S. Caroline got her Cheez-It today. She didn't get one yesterday because we ran out and when my mom went to the store, there were no Cheez-Its in Caroline's favorite flavor! Happily the situation has since been remedied since then and we can all have peace.
Ohhhhhh nooooo that would be horror! I hope it is just a normal fat!! ...but hopefully your human won't get the idea of d-i-e-t :-)
Just a perfectly squeezable mancat belly is all.
MOL! Uh... Spitty, that thing you had at the bad place... well, even if you hadn't had that, you STILL wouldn't have kittens in there.. Perhaps Star, or someone, should explain the birds and bees to you.. Isn't your human a teacher? She might be able to find you a book.. *snicker*Star: That's fur! Fluffy fur! Fur I'm going to come over and lick.. *grins* purrrr XOXOXOXO
Oh Spitty,Me just thinks there is more of yous to LOVE!kissesNellie
Did you eat your furarri?
Get your mom into those classes NOW! We are sure she photoshopped your belleh then added a red arrow! This situation is critical!!
Yes Spitty, there are indeed KITTENS in there. About 18 we thinks. And they are all getting bigger and hungrier and will be twitching around and desperate to get out. And you will then do something very special that no mancat has ever done - you will Give Birth. Not totally sure how this works for you but nature will allow it. Then you have to NURSE the little kitties and share everything. They will be total bundles of joy and you get to play with the little princes and princesses. You need to teach them all you know, and lick their bottoms to help them poo (which you will eat). And then you have to Socialise them and help them grow up to be great kitizens.We are so so looking forward to watching all this. We totally totally congratulate you on this unique event. And we would really like to ask - whos' the mummy ?
Ha..Ha..Ha..Of course, I don't think because I have it too.xoxoPS : Spitty ,Today I have interview at MouseBreath, See me there if you can. One comment, You have a chance to win 5 lucky kitties ! Mom will make graphic for your next special event ! Here the linkhttp://mousebreath.com/2013/01/mr-puddy-from-visitor-to-adopted-son/
Spitty my love...you got mom laffing! There are no kittens in there but there's a whole lot of mancat Spitty to love. I'll be over shortly. And I got the message too about the little bags of vine. You made mommy laff out loud! What is her problem? You were warning me. She did say not to worry though, as Boomie would not do that. It's a great lesson for other kittehs though. I still maintain that you look like a distinguished Statesman. XXXOOO
Weirder fingz have happened BOL..Have a terrific Caturday Spitty xx00xxMollie and Alfie
Probably too many noms from Christmas?Purrs
That would be one for the record books, for sure! purrs
Well, if you have kittens in there, you will certainly be making headlines soon! Purrs from the Zee/Zoey gang!
NO kittens in there !But a lot of treats maybe ?? :)
Spitty you would make a most loving mother:) Seriously though this is common I also have a little extra floof from being fixed.Also I did not realize you already got the award for the Next Big Thing and awarded it to you.
Don't worry. That's just your cookie pouch. It's good to have a big one to store snacks and such inside.
Goodness, no kittens. That would be something to blog about. Almost game time.!
No way, Spitty. No kittens in there ... just lots of NOMS! :)
Oh Spitty, is THAT what happens when you lose yer "items"? I better be real careful! ~ Marley
maybe you swallowed a few toys by accident BOL
But no, King Spitty - it is so obviously Four and Twenty Blackbirds, baked in a luxuriously bee-you-tee-ful black pie. You is a dainty dish! Now, make sure those birdies stay in there where they belong, no matter how much singing they do. if the human comes at you wif a knife, run.
Mom and I are just about dying in a cuteness attack thinking about baby Spitties running everywhere! But if you have babies in your little pouch, Spitty, I can't imagine what my kitty, Linus, is hiding in his. He is skinny almost all over, but he has a giant pouch!
nope! Just a floffy tummy on a kitty who has learned to luvluvluv his cat chow!! heh...heh...careful Spittster or you won't be able to even squeeze into the FURRari!
Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.