Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Fritzie, Lord Chancellor of the Western Realm

On the heels of this weekend's Coronation,
I wish to introduce a longtime and
most Highly Valued Member of my Court:
Fritzie

My dear furiend is directly descended from the Noble Chester of Chelsea, loyal housecat of Sir Thomas More, the noted Roamin' Catlick Felinist and Lord Chancellor to King Henry VIII, best remembered for his Catting Around.   
Sir Thomas was the author of UtoPeea, that timeless volume of fiction wherein Humans are imagined as capable of living in purrfect Harmony with one another. It is, of course, a farce.

Fritzie's Human, alas, does not maintain a blog, but Fritzie and I have engaged in near-daily correspondence for about five years. We are in purrfect accord in every particular regarding the needs of the Realm.

32 comments:

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Fritzie is so mighty~~

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Hope he does not end up like Sir Thomas!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

What a nobel looking cat. Lee and Phod

Brian's Home Blog said...

You got a handsome Royal pal ther King Spitty!

brokenteepee said...

I hope there aren't going to be any beheadings in the royal court!

Cathy Keisha said...

You're getting out of control with the power vested in you, King Spitty. He does look a bit like Buzzy though.

The Island Cats said...

We dunno, Spitty,,,,Fritzie looks like he might try to overthrow the King.

Catio Tales said...

So, what exactly are Lord Chancellor Fritzie's duties. I am comforted to think that perhaps a ginger mancat is in charge of the finances!

Oui Oui said...

He looks so regal! Alas, none of us has noble blood or a mom good with Photoshop. But, we can always dream.

Unknown said...

Cute! i like the expression on the cat.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Fritzie is a handsome mancat! Of course, not as much as thee, King Spitty!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Fritzie is adorable! What a sweetie! I mean, what a regal, noble character he is!

Star says: Hmm, you should bring him over some night for chicken snacks and catnip and the three of us could hang out. purrr
You are so right, my mom really should fluff my blanket give me snacks and read that book to me! Her giggling is annoying though.. I'll have to claw her when she does that.

Mr Puddy said...

He has nibble blood ?...MOL
kidding dude !!!
He looks great !

Ellen in Oregon said...

A good furiend of Spitties is a furiend of us all. Is Fritzie residing in the great state of jack daniels or will he be ruling from afar? I am a bit suspecious that we have reached a point where those who have the power of photoshop are those who will be appointed powerful rulers of the realm, - but if you can vouch for the ginger mancat then Fritzie is in.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Fritzy looks like he may up for some fun. Maybe you could arrange a playdate between him and me one day? You know, since you're old and I'm young...

...Tutu

allyk said...

Wow, you have friends in high places!
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

Unknown said...

Fritzie looks very noble indeed . . . and worthy of your acquaintance King Spitty!

Katie Isabella said...

OH Tutu is really REALLY cheeky!

I am delighted to make the acquaintance of Fritzie. He is of nobel lineage and a House of distinction. Handsome too. xoxoxox

Pat Hatt said...

Looks like the shoe fits err um hat, nice to have a pen pal at ones mat.

CATachresis said...

Sir Thomas More AND Fritzie! You are set, Spit old boy!!

Ivan from WMD said...

So why exactly has his human failed to set up his own blog? I'm pretty sure that's a violation of cat law.

Does Caroline need to scream at the human? I could send her post haste.

Anonymous said...

Fritzie's got some very nice clothes! He looks like a very diginified kitty :)

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I think he and my brother, Seville, might be cousins or somethin'. They look just like each other! Very handsome. purrs

Mollie said...

He'z sure a nice looking'z ManCat Spitty :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

da tabbies o trout towne said...

veree nice ta meet ewe fritzie; if ya ever wanna stop by trout towne we will bee mor N happee ta cook ewe a reeegal feest which will be ab sent oh BURD...

Unknown said...

Spitty! Yous been hiding this glorious specimin of Man Catliness from me!?! He is the most darling and he can be my Chancellor anytime!
Kisses
Nellie

meowmeowmans said...

Fritzie looks like a noble cat, indeed!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Happy to make Sir Fritzie's acquaintance. He is very noble.
Speaking of UtoPeea have you seen the new book of kitty poetry titled "I could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats." Available on Amazon for 10 bucks. Very inspirational.

Regarding Ceiling Cats' (ahem) sex, we meant 'him' in the generic term. Ceiling Cat strives to be a positive example and is probably nootered. So in actuality is an 'it.'

Anonymous said...

Greetings Lord Chancellor! I, your humble servant, Sparky Spitfire, await your call to service. I wonder, yer Lordship, if you are awares of what happened to the original Sir Thomas? No? the LC who pissed off a certain "King" who wanted to cavort as many kittehs...uh, I mean, womens, as he pleased? Well, bend down so I can whisper it your handsome orange ear...

*whisperwhisperwhisper-shocked-gasps-whisperwhisper-pointed-looks-at-Spitty-whisperwhisper...*

So, my advice - keep your opinions to yerself. smile and nod. stay away from sharp objects.

You're welcome, my Lord. Any times.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Fritiz is magnificient!

Just Ducky said...

Wow, so mighty and important.

Stacy Hurt said...

So what yer really sayin' is you only crown the sycophants? S'ok, that's pretty traditional from what we gather.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan