Tuesday, March 5, 2013

On the Next Episode of Hoarders . . .



Table Cat judges your Housekeeping
and finds it wanting.

38 comments:

Unknown said...

Spitty!
Yous has furry high standards! That would looks CLEAN around this house!
Kisses
Nellie

Ivan from WMD said...

I think you should just turn your back on it. It's too unsettling for a genteel cat such as yourself.

(P.S. Table Cat! Ha ha ha ha!)

Ellen in Oregon said...

A perfectly kept house means you have no life and when a bein's house looks like a page out of a Crate & Barrel catalogue it is sorta creepy. Perfect does not = better for Spitty. If mom cleaned to your standards it would mean she no longer be able to give pets & scritches, buy Spittys go to store buy stink goodness, clean your box, clean up your barf, defur the clothes, mop you drool/spit off the floor, entertain you with toys, ect. - GET THE PICTURE!!!
Besides you don't look very busy in this photo, so maybe you could be a kitty houusekeeper & cut mom some slack & SNAP OUT OF IT SPITTY!.

Mariodacat said...

Looks pretty clean to us. Sometimes we can't see the top even.

Cathy Keisha said...

I'll see your mess and double it. When you come here, don't forget your *koff koff* dust mask.

Ivan from WMD said...

Spitty, your human is still sickie? That's terrible! I think I better send Screamoline right over and have her SCREAM her back to health. And tell your human to stop eating bugs!

The Island Cats said...

Hey, Spitty. You could help her out by going over to that shelf and whapping some of that stuff off of there. We're sure she'll thank you for that.

Oui Oui said...

Messy Shelves = Interesting Looking.
Neat Shelves = Strait Laced Mind.

{{Eye Roll}}
How's THAT for justification?

brokenteepee said...

You had better not come here. You would run out SCREAMING

Katnip Lounge said...

There's a REASON solid doors were invented...

iLoveSilverMeow said...

Spitty, Can you believez this? those humans? I mean you let them live in your house and then they just mess it up. My human keeps sleepzing in my room too~ I mean after all it is a CAT's house!!

But you can let her off the hook this timez, at least till she getz better~

Get well soonz!!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We HELP by cleaning the extra things off any shelves and cabinets around our home. It's fun to hear them crash onto the floor!

allyk said...

Since there is zero clutter on the table - no newspapers for you to lay on - I think the human is doing a damn fine job over there. Heck, send her over here because we have clutter - and a lot of it!
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Heh Spitty. OUR Mommy is a neat freak which really is very unhealthy. So we help get her healthy...every single day. She doesn't know it yet, but she will thank us for it one day.
PS/ I'll be the Queen, of course! Heart, spade, blah blah doesn't matter.

Mr Puddy said...

Dude, you got no idea what is the real messy is !
Can't review who make a mess in my house, it's secret file !

PS : in some way, when I look at your photo, I see double tail !!!!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Yeah, you might not want to look over this way...

Catio Tales said...

Just as well you don't live here, King Spitty! That looks like a tidy minimalist palace to us.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, why do you think we crop our pictures so close??

Star says: The only packers I root for are the ones who pack stinky goodness, cat treats, and cheese. Oh, and bacon! And ham... And chicken.. turkey.. ooo I'm getting hungry, want to have a picnic at my place? Your choice of blankets! Purrrrr

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh, that is NOTHING compared to my human's messes!

Katie Isabella said...

Mom is a neat freak too..more's the pity. However some of that went by the wayside due to circumstances. I may make a relaxed home sharer of her yet! I do have some horkings for her by the bed. She heard me in the night and has the cleaner out now..she just finished eating so I guess she'll trudge in there any minute. I left it on the floor by the bed. xxxooo

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

So long as your food is on time then no worries is what I say. The trouble with glass doors though is that they do show everything. Mum says yours looks ok to her.. Hugs GJ xx

Brian's Home Blog said...

Gee, it looks darn good to me Spitty!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Yup. Seen those before. At MY house! purrs

Pat Hatt said...

Well you could always go on up and start knocking them down, works for us.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

good one! lol

Mollie said...

Blimey Spitty, you'z obviouslie'z got too much time'z on ya Paw'z, if ya worrying'z about the mezzy shelve'z..MOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

GLOGIRLY said...

HAHA, Spitty!!!
By the headline, I was expecting you sitting next to a heaping pile of catnip mice.

Just make sure the humans hoardy stuff doesn't interfere with your heaping pile of catnip mice.
; ) Katie

Unknown said...

Spitty, you are missing a great opportunity for hiding; though, it does look as if something might fall on you. Our mom doesn't let us in rooms that have areas that look like this. We think you are pretty lucky. Astrid, Calista Jo and Lisbeth are having cat fits this a.m. The rest of us don't know where they get all the energy! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...a messy shelvez izza open invite ta toss, drop N crash...de bottle right a bove de ^ arrrow wood be a grate startin point ;)

Mr. Black said...

Maybe when your human is at work you can break out the sewing machine and make some fancy-pants little curtains to hang across those upper cabinets. Or, sneak out and buy some matching baskets.

The lady is OCD on getting matching baskets to store stuff in this place. Hiding miscellaneous crap in baskets is her thing.

Pretinha said...

Spitty everything is clean and organized, by human standards so do not be picky.

CATachresis said...

So Spitty, what are you wanting??? ;)

Anonymous said...

the table itself, howevers, looks nice and tidy - cleaned no doubt by the swishing of that lovely, luxurious and royal black tail. now that you showed her how to do it right, mebbe the Woman can take over from here.

Anonymous said...

How can you live like this, Spitty?! ;)

Also, you are totally right about mom neglecting my blog! But I have been very understanding about it because she has been so busy with the new pet furniture business she and dad have started. And because she promises she will try to help me post a little more often :)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh Spitty you should see our Mom's closet...eeekkkkk

Unknown said...

Oh, no. I definitely cannot watch that.

meowmeowmans said...

MOL! That's what the humans get for not putting doors on those cabinets, right Spitty?

Anonymous said...

They haven't forgot to feed you again, i hope!