Monday, April 1, 2013

DIY Neutering-Reversal Surgery



Wait! What? Nooooo, I've changed my mind! 
No, no, no! Take off those snappy gloves right now and put those furry black balls back in their Tupperware! Right N-O-W. 

No, no, no! I don't even want them reattached! 
Wait! What are you doing with that hammer? It's for anesthesia?  No no no!

Just calm the heck down, Dr. Frankenstein. Nobody's using a scalpel around here. Unless it's me, digging my claws right into those sterile hands. 

Be polite? Yes, yes, yes--OKAY: Thanks, Punapippuri, for finding them and sending them along to me. I've stashed 'em in the freezer--you know, just in case.

Now Human! I mean it. Get me down off this table and put those things away right this minute!

41 comments:

  1. Spitty... this is not good. This is not good at all... Don't let the doctor do it! purrs

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  2. Does the world want more Spittys running around?

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  3. Spitty I think you are making a wise choice!

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  4. Yes, run when those gloves come due, correct choice indeed.

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  5. Can you trust Punapippuri to not have "altered" your "boys"?

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  6. OH No, this...not good! Hammer....NOOOO!

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  7. Spitty, Spitty, Spitty, where are your table manners pal?

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  8. Oh Spitty you make us laugh!

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  9. Is keeping your balls in the freezer the same as keeping your tonsils in a jar in your bedroom?

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  10. OMC! Is this a bad dream? TW has the tip of Nicky's tail in a plastic bag on the side of the refrigerator. Heh heh. Can you run through the tunnel? I'll hide you. No one messes with me cos I have sharp teeth and claws and I know how to use them.

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  11. well, now Spittimus, that is NICE of you to want to come, um, "prepared" to my paw-tah, but really, not necessary. More of a "come as you are" or "come as you are altered" paw-tah. So no worries. tell Nurse Snappy Gloves that you'd like to reschedule and get ova here. xox

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  12. Spitty, we think Punapippuri sent you the wrong size. ;)

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  13. Dood..now we're worried. Seriouslies - we agree it's NOT worth it!

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  14. Oh noes, not another operation! Just leave things alone.

    How are you getting along with your new visitor.

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  15. THAT'S what they sent you from Finland? MOL!!!

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  16. Me-OUCH! Please, please, please tell us this is some kind of April Fool's Day joke, Spitty!

    (btw - be sure to check out our post for today, okay?)

    Hugs!

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  17. Hehehehe, You ungrateful mancat. After we went to all that trouble to find what you were so desperately missing! Pöh.

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  18. Mommy laffed so hard she snorted!

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  19. lol... too funny when i saw the pic...

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  20. That's where my black furry balls ended up! Oh my cod but you folks is funny! However that HAMMER business scares the bejesus out of me...head for the hills Spitty! (PS:Sorry to have missed your 1000th post and Commentathon, congrats!)

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  21. MOL!!!!!!!!! Run Spitty! MOL!!

    Star says: You made me snort my coconut oil! *snickersnort* Need me to come over and comfort you and lick you silly? Purrrr

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  22. A HAMMER!? OMC. We're so relieved you made the wise choice to leave those furry balls in the tupperware and in the freezer. Who needs them anyway?

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  23. We do think that running as fast as you can is the best suggestion. We think you are just dandy without adding anything back to your body. Take care and watch out for that hammer.

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  24. Whatever they say, those are handsome balls!

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  25. I don't know if the world is ready for more little Spitty's...
    Spittoons?
    Spitterellas?
    Hey, Spitty, thank you for helping out the cats at PAWS!

    xxoo
    Maggie

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  26. Spittoons? Spitterellas? Mom is too busy laffing into her coffee! She'll be back later. She's quaking enough to heave me off her lap!

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  27. Spittoons? Spitterellas? Mom is too busy laffing into her coffee! She'll be back later. She's quaking enough to heave me off her lap!

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  28. OMC, my paws got all sweaty there for a moment!

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  29. Bwaa!! Haa!! Haa!! Me loves it when coffee comes out Mommy's nose! But this eve has me Rolling around!
    Back in Alberta wes call bull balls prarie oysters and eats them, me wonders what Spitty Balls would be called?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  30. Mom read about surgery for transgender cats, but this is new. Better cross your legs Spitty or at least run for your life. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  31. LOL! Too funny! But you are trying to send serious message for importance of neutering, right? :-)

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  32. dood...we iz knot foolin....

    what de ba jezzuz sam hell

    $%@!(())!!_@!@!@))&*#**@)!#0!!!0*_*_$%#$@&^*((

    and further mor

    ^&(@!#!@)(@#@**))@!)*&&^%()&$#

    de boat for trout towne iz rite out side de window...jump in...quik

    we will figure out how ta get it ta shore after de pole lease iz thru givin uz this tickit

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  33. Now that's an April Fool happening that looks like it would not bode well for Spitty.

    Run Spitty, run!

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