Sunday, April 28, 2013

Oh for Cod's Sake, Human!

How many times do I have to tell you 
to put the flashy box away 
when I'm settling in for my nap? 
And by the way, I really could use
a bigger bed. And wipe that smirk
off your face, Tubby!

33 comments:

  1. If Spitty ain't happy, nobody's happy!

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  2. OMC! That's a kitten bed no wonder why you don't fit good. Yawning? Sigh! I thought you were roaring.

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  3. Man, at least take the bed out of the box. You might fit in the box...

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  4. You tell her, Spitty! Enough is enough!

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  5. Wethinks that's told her good and proper. Are you sure that's a King Sized Bed ?

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  6. I can see your very unhappy face!!

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  7. I am sure if you curl up you will fit just fine

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  8. Ok, now look.. From yesterday's picture to todays picture. You DO look, shall we say, fuller. But I refuse to believe you porked out in one day! I think you're squishing up, accordion style, making you LOOK thicker when really, if you stretched, you'd be slender(ish). But apparently that is NOT a King sized bed, not for this King anyway. Unless you curl up into a little cat circle in there. Which would be SO cute! Be sure to show us if you figure that out, ok?

    Star says: I guess even you need some alone time, since there is obviously not enough room in that bed for any serious snuggling. You've been so busy with all the ladycats that you need some Spitty time?
    Well, when you're up for company again, come share my bag. Purrrr

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  9. At least you have a) a cool cat bed, b) in a box. And yes, if your human would just back away, everything would be perfect.

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  10. It's obviously the human's fault if you had to yell. That's our thoughts anyway. MOL!

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  11. It's probably time for you to take over the Human's bed and she can have yours. Yup. That would work purrfectly, don't you think?

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  12. It's ok, buddy! Srsly!

    ::backs away slowly::

    ;)

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  13. Dang, she even shrunk your bed Spitty!

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  14. haha such a small bad is just rude, you should give her attitude.

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  15. Bawahhaawa, you is trying to get 5 pound of spuds in a 3 pound bag there Spitty xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  16. OMC, You ARE all screamy! I so wish I could have seen this last night--I could have had wonderful dreams! Smootchies!

    ~Caroline!

    It's mean of your human to put out a tiny shoebox and then intimate that *you've* outgrown it.

    ~William.

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  17. Wow, Spitty, you really do need a new bed, but only to accommodate your length. Your girth is just fine. Good luck getting a rest in that little box and bed. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  18. You do need a bigger bed so you would have room for US to join you sometimes!!MOL...Happy dreams, handsome boy...Have a fun week ahead, precious friend...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  19. Wow, somebody got his dander up!
    Kitty XO

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  20. dood...we iz just guessin but we iz goin with 398,033,185,905 timez....

    iz...we...cloze......

    hope ewe N katie hada grate week oh end...wink wink ;)

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  21. Da Tabbies iz funnie. Heeee. xxooxx *wink wink*

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  22. Spitty, Sassy here. Please go to my blog - I need your help!

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  23. Wowzers! Spitty!
    Yous does need a bigger box! There is not enough room in that box for me with yous! Yous needs a bigger box!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. Um, Spitty, you DO know that your beddy is in a Dreaded Box, right?

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  25. Spitty oh dear not that dreaded flashy box thing!

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  26. Sure, that bed is small...but just think of the snuggling factor with your beloved in there with you. That'd be off the charts!

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  27. Spitty, you should read the fine print to your human again. Show her where it says how many pictures a month she can take and where and when and how. Go ahead Spitty, go on with your nappy.

    Emma and Buster

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  28. I know just how you feel my friend. I hope she left you alone for your nap.. Hugs GJ x

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  29. I was thinking, hey, Spitty should just come with a brilliant plan to destroy the flashy box! But then I realized that would mean no more pictures of Spitty. That would be very sad. So now I am thinking, hey, Spitty should come up with a brilliant plan to make friends with the flashy box...maybe?

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  30. Ummm Spitty, that bed can hardly hold your TAIL!!

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