deserve a "Mother's Day" gift, that is?
And if she does, what should it be?
I have the cards ready to swipe, but I'm torn.
A new tray for my food bowls? a Drinkwell fountain? a larger-but-still-cozy
bed for me? a whole peacock's worth of fev-vers for playtime?
Oh wait. . . the present should be for her, you say?
Well, how about an iron? or a new alarm clock?
Those should make her happy, don't you think?