No, Human, I am not coming over there to play fev-vers with you right now. L-o-n-g wandy things are my enemies, as you should know if you have been paying attention.
And yes, I did notice that you took that Wicked Neko Fly out of the Drawer of Doom (mercifully detached from its wand), and dangled it tantalizingly near to me. I am sure you noticed I did not respond to your opening gambit. I stayed where I sat, and watched you dangle and play with that thing your own self.
You're a pretty slow learner, aren't you?