Sunday, June 23, 2013

The Cat Who Would Be King For a Day

On this fine Cat World Domination Day, I Spitty the Kitty, King of California and the Western Lands, turn my gaze Northward. I thought to myself, "Canada is the second-largest country in the World, Spitty! In the world--imagine that! And it's so close, too! In fact, it's irresistible
"Why, those Canadian Kitties must just be longing for a monarch they can really throw their furry weight behind. I mean, those other Royals have become an embarrassment, what with the naked billiard playing and all the many indiscreet telephone chats. What they need is a Royal with some soft, silky natural FUR."
So with the help of my Gracious Lord Chancellor, Nerissa the Cat, I am spending the next 24 hours as Supreme Monarch of Canada, with all the powers and duties that devolve thereto, which, perhaps luckily for everyone, are NONE

I bring most cordial greetings to Nicki and Derry at Fuzzy Tales, QUEEN Nellie and Kozmo and that tiny new Intruder Kitten JoJo at The Cat from Hell, Clooney and Neytiri at Clooney's Num-Num Fund, & all of Nerissa's Fanily at Nerissa's Life. Nerissa adds a shout-out to fellow Canadians Three Dogs and a Girl and Stan, & Nylablue in Ontario & Hailey & Zaphod in Quebec! We are sure we have probably missed some of you, so feel free to add yourselves in the comments and send your King for the Day a lovely tribute gift and give us a friendly wave as we pass through!

I wanted to leave my imprint on every territory and province, but PEI and New Brunswick were too tight a squeeze, so my Nova Scotia self will have to serve for all three. We said a special purrayer in Alberta for my royal subjects struggling with that awful flood and we hope efurryone will be able to get back into their homes furry soon.

My Lord Chancellor and I look forward to a rollicking good time on our Canadian Speed Tour.  I extend warm royal gratitude to Sparkle who made all of this possible. 

And so I leave you with this, my furiends: What part of the world are YOU going to dominate today?



42 comments:

  1. I am here... ready and waiting, Your Royal Excellence.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  2. Looks like you are spreading yourself a little thin. But if anybody can manage all of Canada and the U.S. it would be you, King Spitty. Don't forget a shout out to Nylablue in Ontario. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  3. We look forward to having you as our king for a day. It will be a nice change from that nice old Lady in England.

    Lee and Phod in Quebec Canada

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  4. Yup. Should be light almost all day long in the Yukon at this time of year. purrs

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  5. There is nothing on PEI anyway, so you don't want that. Come near my ns bay and we'll have quite the day.

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  6. Spitty!!!
    Me is a tad miffed! Me IS a Queen and yous just acknowledging that I LIVE in Canada has raised my Queenly Ire!!!
    From my sick bed Me is putting a hex on yous!! And mes is NOT going to comes to your house for a long time!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie
    Yo Spitster! Koz here, Nellie gets a tad emotional, she is definately NOT feeling well and she is really irritated that there is a new kitten in the house. Did I say miffed...it is not a strong enough word! She is mumbling things like. "Mes gets sick and they replaces me the same day!" and so on and so on. If I was you, I'd grovel and flatter her, just a little bit!

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  7. Spitty, I think it would be criminal to hand Canada back to incompetent human hands after 24 hours. I suggest you pass domination along to other felines to keep humans from messing things up.

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  8. Spitty, we've decided that we're not settling for world domination. We're taking on the universe! And we're starting with that Super Moon tonight. Heheheh.

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  9. We think the Island Cats have the right idea....we need to go for Universal Domination!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  10. We'll be dominating the couch! MOL!

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  11. Ha ha, did you mark all of Canada? We have put our mark on Merlin, Land of Crabs. Also the Chestpeak Bay.

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  12. Yes, after 24 hours of your rule, rather than handing back to the humans, I would think Nerissa's family of cats could govern all of Canada.

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  13. See, King Spitty, we told you you would upset somecat and Queen Nellie is a little miffed. But we hope you have a good day, and manage to change as many laws as you can! All hail King Spitty !

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  14. Oh boy! A Spitty for (nearly) ever Provence! Almost makes me feel like making a trip north, only an hour away, hmmm...
    Have fun King Spitty, and try to soothe poor Queen Nellie!

    Star says: You deserve more than one country, darling Spitty, I hope you expand (not a pun on your imaginary weight gain) far and wide! And I'll drop by occasionally to lick your royal head and purr with you. Purrrrrrr

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  15. Star says: Psst, by the way, you dropped by just a tad too early. Mom finally got our Monday post up. I just can't get her to post for Sunday's any more.. Servants.. what are you going to do with them?

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  16. King on Candada - as long as you're not that mad mayor or Toronto

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  17. How about using your powers to send all those rain and floods to the smokey country? It's getting really bad where we are! And Mommy won't let me teleport over to your place because she worries I might get lost. As if! Hrummpf.

    ...Tutu

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  18. Kitty Spitty, we welcome your reign, even if only for a day.

    If you could use your powers to (a) oust our miserable adjoining neighbours permanently and (b) do away with the Canadian Senate, we'd be eternally grateful.

    Oh, and if you could also do something to make the cost of goods here (like our stinky goodness) more comparable to U.S. prices, we'd appreciate that too.

    Oh! And if your powers extend to Mother Nature, we'd like a more moderate climate, thank you. As in three seasons, let's skip winter altogether.

    Much appreciated!

    Your loyal-for-a-day subjects,

    Nicki and Derry

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  19. Wow you are such a impressive king. I am sure you will have no trouble dominating all the Canadian followers. Hugs GJ x

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  20. Kisses to all of our Canadian pals to the north. I'm sure they will be delighted to have you as their ruler!

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  21. WOW! They are sure in for a Royal treat today!

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  22. Oh Simba... What a GREAT idea!

    I'm up for the challenge, your Royal Spittimus. Just give me the word.

    Hmmm... we should let this Justin Trudeau fellow know 'bout this. He could be my right-paw man.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  23. King Spitty, you are wise and considerate to pick Canada to be a king for this day! Canadian kitties do need royal like you. And it must be nice to have some cool air there :-)
    Happy Cat World Domination Day!

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  24. I'll handle the "D"....I'm the ONLY mancat tough enough to handle it...well, The Island Cats are tough enough too!

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  25. we will monitor the situation from the comfort of our couch.

    emma and buster

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  26. I forgot what I was going to say because with seeing that map of the Great White North my mom had to watch a bunch of Bob & Doug MacKenzie on YouTube. Moms, right? Take off, eh!

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  27. dood...ewe noe....we gotta use de mouz scroll wheel what cha call it thing.. when we iz reedin postz... coz we iz knot two familiar with de arrow goin down buttin...

    cant even find it on de keybored

    why in de hell R ewe in waters with stooooooopid rood big caca droppin over lee large burds.... goozes.... in that pick sure rite ther

    use de down arrow thing we canna find again

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  28. Oh gosh... Were those CANADA geese?

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  29. I mean... CANADIAN!

    Gosh, a Chancellor such as myself had better get it right.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  30. All hail King Spitty. Happy Cat World Domination Day!
    Sue B

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  31. Oh I would love'z to be king for a day, even an hour, so I could put that Blond in her place..MOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  32. Ah Spitty, my King in California and Western Lands...of course you must make Canada yours to dominate (peeEss luvluvluv the new header). As for me...I just wanna dominate my own castle again..ya know...sans the introoder...FB Leo...

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  33. Tom aqui- se minha humana me deixasse em paz eu dominaria todo o quarteirão, mas até agora eu consegui chegar só até o telhado...

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  34. Hey Spitty!!! Good job! I've got your back and most of Europe and the Middle East covered!! I'll leave Asia to poor Boomer who's having terrible smog problems, but he can dominate from his litter box in the back room! Mr Puddy is MIA but I am sure Australia and the rest of the Antipodes is in very good paws>

    All Hail King Spit! ;)

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  35. Handsome King Spitty, you're truly royalty. I dominate here as Mom's Queen.
    xoxo Kassey

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  36. Hope Canada treated you royally Spitty! We've missed so much in the blogosphere with bad storms knocking out our innernets.

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  37. "O! Spittimus!
    Our handsome furry kitteh!
    True patricats curl up at your command.
    With purring hearts we see your tail rise,
    The True North strong and free!
    From far and wide,
    O Spitty Kitty, we claw scratch posts for thee.
    Cod keep our furs luxurious and flea-free!
    O Spittimus, we pounce on mice for thee.
    O Spittimus, we dedded, (really!) a moose for thee..."

    well...it's only a first draft. I"m still working on it...
    But so proud of you SPITTY! Way to rule that Northern Hemisphere. btw, can you bring me a moose? i bet they are delisiousness. fanks.

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  38. My home, as everyday of the year!
    Also, can I be King of France?? Can I?
    Purrs

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  39. Oh man Spitts! Sorry we missed you when you came thru on your speed tour. Perhaps you can come again as the Supreme Monarch, we needs a cat like you.

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