"Why, those Canadian Kitties must just be longing for a monarch they can really throw their furry weight behind. I mean, those other Royals have become an embarrassment, what with the naked billiard playing and all the many indiscreet telephone chats. What they need is a Royal with some soft, silky natural FUR."
I bring most cordial greetings to Nicki and Derry at Fuzzy Tales, QUEEN Nellie and Kozmo and that tiny new Intruder Kitten JoJo at The Cat from Hell, Clooney and Neytiri at Clooney's Num-Num Fund, & all of Nerissa's Fanily at Nerissa's Life. Nerissa adds a shout-out to fellow Canadians Three Dogs and a Girl and Stan, & Nylablue in Ontario & Hailey & Zaphod in Quebec! We are sure we have probably missed some of you, so feel free to add yourselves in the comments
I wanted to leave my imprint on every territory and province, but PEI and New Brunswick were too tight a squeeze, so my Nova Scotia self will have to serve for all three. We said a special purrayer in Alberta for my royal subjects struggling with that awful flood and we hope efurryone will be able to get back into their homes furry soon.
My Lord Chancellor and I look forward to a rollicking good time on our Canadian Speed Tour. I extend warm royal gratitude to Sparkle who made all of this possible.
And so I leave you with this, my furiends: What part of the world are YOU going to dominate today?