Well, Hidey-Ho there, Human! Think I'll come on over
and see what you're doing at the desk. . .
Well, geez, this is all really a bore.
Lesson plans? Summer reading tests?
I am not the least bit interested in any of that.
Maybe you could let me know when you start
teaching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
or Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
Till then, I'll just see what Bird TV has to offer.