Friday, August 9, 2013

Lonely Caturday

The Human tells me this evening that she is going out of town tomorrow for a birthday party to which I have not been invited. Now I know what you're thinking, but it would have been nice to be asked.
She says she's leaving in the late morning and will be back by bedtime, but I'm worried. What if I get hungry before then? What if I eat too much breakfast and there's nuffing left for later? What if I want to play? Or, worse, have brushies
What about all that?

44 comments:

Just Ducky said...

Not acceptable, she needs to stay home and cater to your every whim.

Saku said...

Seriously? We thinks she is gonna owe you big time!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Angel Simba said...

You SO should have been included n the invite. So you could have turned them down.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Gasp! You mean someone is having a party and DIDNT invite you?? What kind of party is that?? And your human would rather be somewhere without you?? I'm... shocked.. Pardon me, but I must go rest my head as I contemplate such thing...

Star says: hmm, your human seems to be doing a lot of things that put her first, not you. Perhaps it's time for a house trashing party... or just don't be home when she gets back. You can come to my house and I'll paw feed you chicken from my own dainty paws, then we can have a snuggle, some baff lickings and whatever else our little hearts desire, ok? Purrrrr

brokenteepee said...

Well Spitty, I suggest you do what you do best - nap!

Katnip Lounge said...

This is a travesty, nay, an ABOMINATION of the Cat-human dealio!

You just tell your human "no dice". We're willing to bet she did NOT submit the proper forms (in triplicate, typed) at LEAST two weeks in advance for approval.

We'd advise yakking copiously *just* before she's ready to leave. A) She'll be racked with guilt, and B) you can always re-consume the mess if you get peckish.

The Island Cats said...

She should have hired someone to come in and cater to your every whim, Spitty.

Anonymous said...

She hasn't hired a servant to wait on you while she's away?? I mean, you should have an extra servant on hand anyway...

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, that's just WRONG. Spitty, why did she not even invite you? And why is there not a substitute servant there to cater to your every desire?

We hope your human has fun at the party, and that she feels so bad upon her return that she spoils you rotten! :)

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Spitty, your human should hire somebody to be at your beck and call ALL DAY while she is gone! I am sure the hourly rate on this is not cheap, but neither are you!

Cathy Keisha said...

What if you frow up in her shoes? Heh heh. I cannot believe she's being so cold and callous. Come over here if you get hungry or lonely. I think Pop may fill my crunchies dish by then and there's plenty of FF.

Catio Tales said...

Yes, unacceptable. But what about having your own party to which you invite all of us ? Huh ?

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Let's trash the house! WEEEEEE!

Of course, we will not touch the pink beddie. XOXO

GLOGIRLY said...

I say you hide her food the next day.
Make HER go without food until bedtime and see how SHE likes it.
So there!
; ) Katie

Furries said...

It's unfortunate that you won't have anyone to cater to your whims tomorrow. But, you will have your kingdom to yourself so you can lounge anywhere and not be disturbed. Hopefully the human will make up for her absence by giving you extra treats, play time, and brushies on Sunday.

Photo Cache said...

All good questions.

BTW, our mama knows the Albany Bulb. She used to walk there with papa. In fact she once blogged about it in her personal blog. http://calrat.blogspot.com/2011/04/outdoor-art-gallery.html

Emma and Buster

Max said...

Dood. HOUSE TRASHING PARTY!!! We'll all bring foods and drink, make a huge mess, and leave 2 seconds before she comes home. It'll be a blast!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Oh Spitty-Dearest, I am so sorry to be late visitin. There were horrible noisy Beins all in the house makin bangin noises an it took us a while to come out after. But had I known you were lonely, I would have been out the bedroom and over right through those strange Beins legs into the telepot tunnel to comfort you as I am over now...

Comfort your upset royal head on my tummy an I will purr you to sleep while slippin the best treats I have brought into yer mouf fer gentle nomming like peeled caterpillars! Oh, my dearest one, I allowed myself to fail in my attention to you in my own fear of strangers here and I should not have. You ALLUS come first. Can you ever forgive me? ~ Iza-Lambie

The Furries of Whisppy said...

No need to panic, Spitty...fire up your tunnel and get yourself here!

Katie Isabella said...

Prancer! Punapippuri INSPIRED!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, EXCELLENT suggestions here! I say trash the place! xoxox I can throw stuffs all over and HIGHER than anykitty can reach!

Anonymous said...

I agree with you - why we get no birthday invitation? Maybe you can call the pizza-guy, when you are hungry? Have a great caturday ( I know to be alone is boring) - I hope your mom is back soon.

Brian's Home Blog said...

I sure hate you being alone Spitty! Hey, a NipFest Pawty with your pals might just do the trick!

Tamago said...

Oh no that's terrible! Did you obtain your human's credit card before she left? 'Cause you need to order food and massage chair delivered while she is gone!

Kitties Blue said...

We bet your mom will leave extra food for you and give you brushies when she gets home. This will be another lazy day so you can rest up for your next great adventure. If you are interested in another tuxie girl, though our dad calls her a cow cat, Lisbeth has her paw raised. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Anonymous said...

You have VERY valid concerns Spitty.....as if it weren't desperately insulting NOT to be invited to the pawty, then you're left to fend for yourself food, brush, and "other" wise. Want me to report her to the ASPCA or HSUS? Just gimme the word buddy....

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Ivan from WMD said...

It took hours to recover from my fainting at your human's utter neglect, Spitty. Of course, you could always come here. Maybe Caroline would share some Cheez-Its with you.

Pat Hatt said...

You need to hitch a ride in her purse, she'll never know

Marg said...

Oh No Spitty, that is one norty Mom. We cannot believe that you weren't invited. That is so rude. That Mom will miss you and hopefully come home in time for you to eat your fuds. We need to put the bitey on her.
Take care and try to have a good week end.

Ann Boyajian said...

Our mom's first kitteh, Butch, got back at Mom big-time once. When she returned from vacation, he left a BIG FAT FRESH STINKIN' POOP on her PILLOW!!! Boy, did she ever get the message. We're just sayin' .....

Mariodacat said...

I'll get in my magic tunnel pal and bring you a food package. Never fear, your human may let you starve, but your friends will come to your aid!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

let's have a house trashing pawty!!! I'll bring NOMS too!
Love, Cody

katsrus said...

She better bring you home some yummy treats.
Sue B

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty we wanted to thank you and your human for leaving us such uplifting and inspirational comments. It helps my Momma help me. So just wanted to give you a big pawhug because well we love you guys and we just wanted you to know how much it means to us.
Now, I hope you don't starve while your human is away!

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

You are NOT invited to the party ??
OMC !!
Sure hope she brings home a BIG kittybag for you :)
XOXO

CATachresis said...

Spit, I think the house trashing lobby has it!! We'll be right over with hairballs ready for yakking and fur to grind into the carpet, not even mentioning the you-know-what to spread around the bed!! ;)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is so wrong not inviting you. Don't worry though, I have been out catching mousies in the fields and I am about to teleport over with them.

A Tonk's Tail said...

Quelle SHOCK. Seriouslies, human behavior mystifies us. Simply MYSTIFIES us!

Unknown said...

Welcome to my world! Not only does it happen the 3 days a week there is Farm Markets, but now Mommy and Daddy are going to a commercial kitchen, so wes don't see them 6 DAYS a week (except in the evening)
Kisses
Nellie

Mollie said...

Well we think you should of been invited. Looks like your going to have to get your own food Spitty :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Anonymous said...

Oh Cod Spitty!! I was left all alone yesterday too!!! And THEY barely bothered to make it home in time to get my dinner...I almost starved all day without my 'tween meal snicky snacks...sigh

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

How are you doin' there, pal? Did you survive?

Purrs,
Nissy

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

humans are SO selfish! My daddy has gone to a beerfestival today instead of staying home with me. Mummy has had to take a half day to be here with me, but its not the same

Timmy Tomcat said...

Maybe you should order take out with Mums credit things!
A thought anyhoo