Friday, December 13, 2013

I Am Not a Mean Boy OR a Dirty Old Cat!

I protest most vigorously yesterday's mischaracterization of my adorable ManCatly self by the Stoopy Human just because she had a dumb Beatles tune running through her otherwise-empty head.

I would like to offer my thanks to julier, the Kitties Blue, One Spoiled Cat, CK, Katie and Hailey and Zaphod who defended my Royal Honor. 

Hrrrmph. Dirty old cat, indeed! As if!

28 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh, but you will be OVERJOYED to know that Mommy had a Pernicious Earworm for HOURS!

brokenteepee said...

You are a Lothario though aren't you?

Angel Prancer Pie said...

It all went over our stoopid Mommy's head. She was taken with your header. (cod luf her)

Happy Caturday!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

You don't look dirty to me, Spitty - you look quite well-groomed!

Catio Tales said...

Of course you are not mean and miserly. And you are indeed perfectly clean. Luckily Ă„iti is not familiar with the song so no earworms here.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Dirty old mancat, never! Just a handsome Lothario! Mean? Not to kitties, but only occasionally to your human maybe? But you're a dear to the rest of us, so we'll side with you anyway, MOL

Star says: Can you believe I didn't even catch that line? I'd have scratched if I did.. Hrmph, dirty, never! Old, not you! I think you should demand some treats for the insult. Purrrr

Unknown said...

Dirty never Spitty. What a slur on your purrfect form. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Katie Isabella said...

It went over MY mommy's head too. She is sp lame when it's the Beatles. LAMEO!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Huh? We missed it too, cuz Spitty you are neither dirty or old! :)

Marty the Manx said...

Hahaha Spitty you tell your Human that if she keeps being mean she may end up like Eleanor Rigby in the end....how is that Beatles song reference? (just teasing) But worse yet, be Santa just might not bring her anything this year.....she better watch it this close to Christmas....
Marty Manx and the Puffs

Anonymous said...

I shall always defend your royal honor my King....anyone who sends such a pawsome Secret Santa package should be defended to the limit of the law and beyond! Which reminds me, my Mom sent your human an email....probably sitting in your SPAM right about now.

Relax and enjoy your Caturday ROYALLY.

Holiday Hugs, Sammy

Kitties Blue said...

We knew something was really goofy with that post! Unless you had mustard hiding in your fur, that we missed, we figured that entire post was pretty bogus. We can certainly understand why you appear somewhere between sad and miffed today. Tell your mom to come over to our blog and read Mau's 12 Days of Catmess (in our sidebar) to you to cheer you up. It is all about noms! Maybe it will stick in her head, and cause her to give you some extra treats which you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY deserve. MOL, HO, HO, HO! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Pat Hatt said...

hahaha hit a nerve?

Anonymous said...

I agree you are beautiful, but the part with the girls was not bad :o)

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Of course you're not! Who is sayin' such things?

Purrs,
Nissy

Julier said...

Spotty, thanks for the shoutout. After all where would your Mom be without your awesomeness? Could it be that she's a bit envious of all the attention you get from the lady cats? I know that my boycat Izzy is a little Jealous of your finesse with the lovely lady friends! He is watching you faithfully hoping to learn from you.

Julier said...

I'm sorry - I need to preview my comments. I am an excellent speller but stupid auto correct put your name as Spotty :/. It won't happen again!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

It also went over my head as soon as I saw the lovely header. Hugs Carol

meowmeowmans said...

Spitty! You're not old, and you always look clean and well-groomed to us. Just saying!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Hey Spitty! Wanna come over for some rowdy playtime? Mommy mopped the floor today which is a sign for ALL of us to play like crazy so we get to leave sticky paw prints all over the floor. Heh heh.

Anonymous said...

well I also have your back Spitty even if I AM a day late and kibble short...MOL

Brian's Home Blog said...

We all love you Spitty!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, We didn't get it...that's why we never even left a comment. We're really slow...and the mom is even slower. ;)

We're sure you'll get your human back somehow.

Ivan from WMD said...

I just figured your human had been in the eggnog once or twice.

www.shelter-cats.com said...

And I'm sure you never drool, at least not in public!

Saku said...

Mom says you do righteous indignation so well!

We says you isn't dirty at all. You might give the bean a bitey tho, MOL

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

katsrus said...

Spitty you are a handsome cat.
Sue B

Furries said...

You're neither mean nor dirty, but today you do seem a bit grumpy. Granted, with due cause. But I hope your Sunday is brighter.