Friday, January 10, 2014

That Traitorous Harridan

 Miss Madie Mitten Kitten
Sweet Wally

Oh, I'm cool with 3M & the Walman.  
I mean, it's not their fault
my Human is a disloyal harpy. Is it?

33 comments:

  1. No. No, it isn't.

    Harpy, ha ha ha ha!

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  2. MOL...Look like we have the same type of mommy.
    When you have a good plan for pay back, Let me know ! I'm on it ; )
    xox

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  3. Outrageous! You are fair-minded indeed, it is not that fault of hose most gorgeous felines. All blame is firmly laid at the traitorous thumbs of your Human. But what to do about it, what to do ?

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  4. We bet you're already cooking up a plan to get back at the human, no?

    Emma and Buster

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  5. Ugh! And what's worse, Spitty, is my human would do the same thing! In fact, when she goes to a publishing conference in late March in San Francisco, she is probably going to visit that fluffy black kitty she helped find a home!

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  6. Are you going to spend this weekend looking for the purrfect shoe? Please don't use my furs to get back at your Human, though.

    ...Tutu

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  7. That is an outrage. No loyalty Spitty. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Aw, but Spitty, I'm sure she gives you more brushies than she gives them.. Perhaps she's practicing her skills? You wouldnt want her to make a mistake brushing YOU would you??

    Star says: You're right. No attention should be paid to any other kitty, even buddies, and especially not barbarians. I still havent forgiven my mom for touching that thing in my house.. If you need consolation, pop over and I'll give you some snuggles. purrrrr

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  9. Now Spitty, your viewing that awful act of disloyalty was an accident. You weren't meant to see it. I feel sure that now you have and she knows, you will get special brushies lasting longer and occurring more often for at least two weeks! Mark my meows.

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  10. I always smell every act of disloyality on the pants of my staff and I punish that immediately. Have a super caturday :-)

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  11. Sometimes our Lady comes home smelling like other animals. She says she is working but we know she is just cheating on us . . . Lee and Phod

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  12. Sometimes our Lady comes home smelling like other animals. She says she is working but we know she is just cheating on us . . . Lee and Phod

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  13. Brushing other cats instead of you? Intolerable? Of course it isn't their fault. They're adorable. But your harpy should know better than to lavish attention on anyone but your most deserving self!

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  14. Absolutely not their fault!!! On the other paw, those cuties might be hard to resist when you weren't there. She's probably missing you so much she needs the consolation of brushing them.

    The Florida Furkids

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  15. haha poor you, you need to hide the brush so she can only use it on you

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  16. Humans, if only we could totally to without them. They are disloyal, traitorous flesh bags that don't deserve us. But don't do anything you'll regret. They do tend to come home again and tend to our needs. Our humans are leaving us for 48 hours this weekend. A pox upon them. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  17. Payback time pal. I see revenge in the making.

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  18. Well I hope that's not YOUR brush, Spitty!
    ; )

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  19. Humans.... can't trust em at all... but we do have to admit that we love the name Miss Madie Mitten Kitten!

    Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

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  20. A very sad state of affairs when your human lavishes her affections on others vs. her "own"....well, King Spitty, it's time for some suitable punishment. I'm SURE you can come up with something appropriate!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  21. Photographic evidence! How best to make her pay....?

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  22. Spitty and proof, cold hard proof to boot Too!!

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  23. Spitty Dearest,
    Some peoples, when they has had a cat who trained them well, is good at brushies. Most humans, they is terrible at it. Look at this like you has trained your human so well, cats loved to has her do their brushies!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. OK, Spitty, now I’m mad too. While we were all believing that you couldn’t visit us cos your human was grading papers, instead she was gallavanting all over the place and brushing cats with you brushie no doubt. She has deceived us all, even you! Shoulda disabled comments here too. MOL!

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  25. What about poor Aggie? Where are *her* brushies? I think you should take umbrage with that!

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  26. We hope she doesn't use that brush on you. ;)

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  27. Traiterous humans! They have no self respect or self control either!!

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  28. Beans just can`t help themselves when there is kitties. Guess you`ll have to find a way to furgive her...or get even, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  29. Hey Spitman. It’s nice to sorta see what your Human looks like.

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  30. Chill, bro. Play it cool. Act like you don't care. Then, when she least expects it, put the bitey on her.

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  31. Spitty dear, have you ever heard the term 'guilt trip'? We are experts at it. Mope around, lose appetite (only when she can see you), don't play with toys....most important, put on your saddest face. She will be beside herself with worry. If all that doesn't work, shred some furniture.
    Good luck,
    Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie

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