Thursday, January 16, 2014

Yes, My Friends, It Has Come to This:

The Human has become so neglectful, I have to brush myself
Please, can someone help me?

36 comments:

  1. Yes, we can send Äiti over but she'd insist on giving you tummy tickles. So, not a great deal, eh ?

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  2. Spitty dearest! Mmes on my way, but alas, mes can only gives yous a tongue bath, me don't has hands!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. OMC! Something has to be done about your human, Spitty. No cat should hafta brush himself.

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  4. Spitty, that is just sad. Wrong, too. You could come here...and help me defend myself against Snap.

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  5. That is a very sad sight indeed.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  6. Spitty, this is totally unacceptable! Plus, that looks suspiciously like a human hairbrush. Again, unacceptable.
    Please let me know if you'd like me to put in a call to Cat Protective Services. I won't do anything unless I hear from you.

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  7. Spitty, where's your pink brush? That looks like your human's brush. Are you trying to get cat hair in her brush so she'll see how neglectful she's been and start brushing you more? I hope you're successful.

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  8. Precious says that she is at your service! (night or day)
    We think there will be lots of ladycats offering. Heh-heh.

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  9. Spitty you can't get good staff these days. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. Such neglect, Spitty! Good help is so hard to find.

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  11. Star does that too, but usually only when she steals my hairbrush... Poor darling though, you obviously have to steal your very own brush! What a shame! I hope your human wakes up and showers you with treats and chick-hens and many many brushies until her hand falls off!

    Star says: How about if I come over and hold the brush for you so it doesnt escape while you rub on it, then you hold it for me, then we lick each other's freshly straightened furs? Purrrr

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  12. O. M. C!!!!!!! WHAT is the world coming to???? That is as Mr Black said (and my traitorous mom LAFFED at his comment) totally unacceptable. *looks over shoulder* MOM! STOP LAFFING! It's NOT funny!

    Tell you what. Take William up on his offer and get Snapoline in some sort of order! Ask for Brushies as your reward (aside from William's scintillating company).

    Mom! STOP laffing at the comments!! This is serious!

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  13. Oh no you poor darling. I am on the way and will brush you with pleasure xx

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  14. Oh no. You need your own fur-stylist. every kitty deserves one.

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  15. Oh Spitty this is just so UNFAIR! How are you to remain "Kingly" when your furs are in disarray from all this neglect????

    Hugs, Sammy

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  16. LOL! But oh poor Spitty, you have to brush yourself! Come over here, we have soft brushie, medium brushie, Furminator, and a human to serve you :-)

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  17. Oh, Spitty....what's a luxurious long-haired mancat to do??? Maybe you should put that brush in her shoe...she might notice it when she steps on it and gets poked by a bunch of bristles!
    ; ) Katie

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  18. Well at least you can add another talent to your resume

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  19. OMC this is grounds for animal abuse!!

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  20. How very very sad. You should teleport over and I could help turn you into a crocodile!

    ...Tutu

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  21. Spitty I will come and brush you.
    Sue B

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  22. We feel your pain. We have been bugging Meowma all day for our combings (we prefurr a comb). She says she is too bizzy, will do it later. We are plotting our revenj . We all feel hairballs.....*cough, cough*
    Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie

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  23. dood...we can come over N try R best ta brush ewe but due ya haz any brush
    with less thick handle....more like {} ...we can pick up sum thin that size bee tween
    R toez :) hope ewe haza grate week oh end N stayz outta trubull...KNOT !!!

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  24. Oh Spitty where does the line stop?

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  25. Alguém precisa fazer alguma coisa! Sua mamãe precisa de uma correção, urgente!
    Tenham um bom final de semana.

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  26. We are on our way over, handsome Spitty~think you can handle 3 beautiful girls brushing you, sweet boy?!MOL...Have a fun weekend, dear friend...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  27. Spitty, that is just so wrong. Time to advertise for a new personal assistant. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  28. OMC! Your Human should be ashamed.

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  29. OH NO Spitty what has happened at your house? Do you need to fire the help? Hire extra help? Call in the mobile hair dresser? Or is your human ill. Hope you get things rectified soon Spitty so that you can maintain your regal appearance! Condolences
    Marty

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  30. You poor poor darling...come stay with us Spitty! We'll take care of you like the King you are...
    Purrs,
    Miss Kitty Ino Izzy

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  31. GASP!!! And then someone hacked you cos that couldn’t be you telling me to go easy on my peeps and not bite them.

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  32. We're sending I.P. Freely over to help...

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  33. Oh dear heavens... this had to be seen to be believed!!! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

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