Oh, wait, no, it's not. It's that Sammy, breaking my heart and ruining my whole day*. Oh sure, he *looks* like a nice guy, and he extends the paw of friendship like the fine Cat Scout he is, but deep down, Kitties, well, deep down . . . I dunno. I need a brewski,
that's what I need. With a nip chaser.
*Oh, are you puzzled? Well, yes, I thought you might be. The horrible truth is revealed in his Oh-so-innocent comment on my post from yesterday.