Hello, my Furiends, I am here to talk with you this evening about what a terrible, terrible disappointment Humans can be.
Oh sure, the noms are good, the brushies are delightfully decadent, and I'm not sayin' it's not a good time when they get to waving a wand toy around.
But when it comes to real commitment? Pfft. You might as well rely on a Labradoodle!
See, several months ago when I asked her politely, the Human told me I could join up with the Cat Scouts. 'Sure,' she said expansively. 'Why not? Sounds like fun! Go ahead and join.' And so I did.
And do you know what happened next, Kitties? Can you guess? Yep, I was pretty sure you could.
That's right: Nuffing! No activities, no quests, not even a lousy yoga badge!
I am a disgrace to my troop, which I won't even mention by name, and it is All The Human's Fault.
And now next month there's a Real Quest, not just a practice one, and honestly, I don't know what I'm going to have to do to motivate her.
It's keeping me awake nights. (=^oo^=)