Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Spring Break: Report Card, Days 5&6

Spring Break
Days 5 & 6

Noms:        B
Brushies:    B+
Petting:      B
Playtime:   C-
Overall grade:  B-

Comments:
The noms have slipped. I disdained my breakfast yesterday, taking one pitiful bite and walking away. Now, when she's at work she does not lose points for this, as she really doesn't know till she gets home whether breakfast has pleased me or not. But Kitties, she was right here yesterday, and it took her almost the whole DAY to offer me something else. I could have starved! Pfft. There was a good brushing session on both days, though not as much petting as I might have wished. Playtime slipped again, nearly into D range, which at the Human's school would put her onto Academic Probation!  On the plus side, my tailio has grown back, as you can see very well in this Back-of-Disrespect pose.

34 comments:

  1. Thank goodness the beautiful floof has returned! I am sure you flipped it in proper disdain for being starved all day! Your furs are looking quite nice and shiny though! Hopefully you will get ONE "A" day before break is over poor Spitty.
    Purrs
    Marty

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  2. My human often slacks off in the playing realm too - maybe I need to get more toys to review. That does cause the camera to get pulled out, but at least she plays more!

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  3. We are quite relieved to see your tailio has returned. What is up with the not enough play? We're seeing that around here, too. It's like an epidemic.

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  4. Phew! We were getting really concerned about you tail-hood.

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  5. Thank Ceiling Cat your tailio is back. TW was shoving food at me all day, even when I was in bed. Wish I could have given it to you. Her vacation is practically over. I hope you get some quality time in the remaining days.

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  6. I suspect you might have been a little generous with your grading. Hopefully, the human takes the marks seriously and works to make improvements. Hang in there, you are clearly suffering.

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  7. Geez, starving you that is just rude

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  8. Hooray for your tailio growing back, Spitty! Let's hope your human picks up the pace in her last few days off!

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  9. We still think the average is B not B- and you need to recheck your overall calculation.......... especially as your tailio has returned from Manxieland.

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  10. Dang, and we thought she was improving.

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  11. We fear if you gave her detention, it would only punish you.
    How do you feel about corporal punishment???
    MOL!

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  12. She needs to play wif ya some more to raise her grades more!

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  13. What a whole day without offering you something else? Scandalous. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  14. Glad your tail is all flooferific again... Maurice (da big black and white dude that belongs to Ally) got a blockage once and dey shaved part of his tail off. He looked like he were attacked by a deranged poodle groomer. He sat on that part of his tail and hid his shame until it grew back out....

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  15. Yes we DO have twin tailios! Aren't they superb? I see yours and my cinnamon furs are glowing in the suns again. WE are just gorgeous. Heeeee.

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  16. Oh Spitty, even when you give the back of disrespect, you still manage to show off your silky furs! Wish I could have a go at brushing all that gorgeous stuff!

    Star says: I'm so glad you got to pop over last night! I hope you enjoyed my new ham-micks and the snuggle session on them! Purrrr XOXOXOXO

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  17. Geez, Spitty! Too bad you can't turn in your human for another who would get better grades! Maybe you need to give incentives, like extra head butts and purrs?

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  18. Gosh......I had SO hoped that this week when your human could have devoted so much extra time to you, she chose instead to carry on with "business as usual" or even (horrors) "sub-par usual". I know you're disappointed - and when you present her with her report card at the appointed time, I do hope she hangs her head in shame.....!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  19. I don't know, Spitty. Humans act like they have better things to do. I certainly don't get it, but I hope she can pull up those grades in the remaining days!

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  20. My mom also gets a big fat D for playtime!

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  21. I feel your pain pal. M gets an F this grading period. We need new staff. Whoops, M says no one else would put up with us. i guess we're stuck buddy.

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  22. Sounds like she needs to improve her performance in noms and playtime fields! But great job on brushing :-)
    Your human's mom was so beautiful. When I saw her picture, I thought it was picture of model or actress.

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  23. Wow, Spitty. That's some beautiful backside, especially that floofy tail! Glad you got some brushing and that the Human's score went up a tad.

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  24. dood...with grades like theeze if yur mom thinkz for two minits at de end oh de skewl yeer her iz gonna graduate her iz sad lee miss taken....hold on a minit...de grazz dood iz back at R front door.....

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  25. You do look well-brushed as your furs are actually glistening. We think you should raise Mom Mary's grade in that category. Have a sun-puddle filled day. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuletta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  26. Good thing she gets a letter grade instead of pass/fail Spitty!

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  27. At least there was some good in that your tailio returned.

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  28. Well, we are glad you did not starve and lived to tell the tale!
    As for tails, yours is looking nice!
    Moms all pretty much fail at adequate playing :/
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure, JJ
    and Angels Tiger and Tillie

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  29. We can sympathize with the playtime, Spitty. What is with these pawrents of ours, falling down on the job. How is it so hard to play with us?!? Hope your human improves for tomorrow.

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  30. Alas, Spitty, we suffer a similar fate. Although us youngsters gobble up pretty much anything, Skootch disdains his food quite often. As for playtime, phbbt! Nothing for days. We are obliged to amuse ourselves. Our report is GRIM.

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  31. Amazing how far they get from our expectations with only a day or so let up in their training.
    The floof is looking well!
    Atta-Cat

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  32. You's vewy handsum Spitty. Hav a Pawsum weekend!!

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses :)

    Dezi

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  33. I cannot believe she is getting any "B's" what so ever!

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