Saturday, April 19, 2014

Staff Report Card




Spring Break
Days 1 & 2

Noms:      B
Brushies: C
Petting:    B
Playtime: C-

Overall average:   C





40 comments:

Deb said...

Let's hope for a B tomorrow. "Happy Easter" Hugs, Deb

Katnip Lounge said...

Cattitude: A-PLUS!!!

brokenteepee said...

Poor, poor, neglected, abused Spitty. My heart cries for you.

Cathy Keisha said...

That look sez it all. Barely passing. I think my humans failed today. No playtime and Pop yelled at me over nothing. So I was on his paper. That’s what cats do.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

At least it's a passing grade! Are you sure you aren't being too easy on her, Spitty?

Megan said...

Oooh Spitty - there's loads of room for improvement. But, you'll need to invest time and effort in her training if she's to get to A+ by the time spring break is over. Good luck.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Ivan from WMD said...

Well, I hope it gets better, but, you know. At least she probably didn't spend copious amounts of time looking at (or playing with or rubbing the bellehs of) other cats like *somebody* did today.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Doesn't sound like she's off to a good start, but give her a day or two more before handing out the really harsh punishment, Spitty. MOL!

Lone Star Cats said...

Hope ya get some more playtime dude!

Catio Tales said...

Detention time......

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Tsk tsk tsk. Spring break isn't going to last furrever, Spitty! Best of luck getting your Human to at least a B before it's over!

Charliepuss said...

I think your Mom can do better!
Charlie

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Could do better!

Unknown said...

She is slipping Spitty. Could do better LOL.
Happy Easter to you and all your family and we hope you have a lovely day.
Best wishes Molly

Tamago said...

I hope your human will work harder to get a better grade!
Happy Easter weekend :-)

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, even if there were none of your words here, I would have known that disdainful look HAD to have meant something about the service around there. That face. It reminds me of a song (have to admit I heard it in a Warrer Bros. cartoon though with mommy one day).

You oughta be in pictures,
You're wonderful to see,
You oughta be in pictures,
Oh what a hit you would be!
Your voice would thrill a nation,
Your face would be adored,
You'd make a great sensation
with wealth and fame your reward;
And if you should kiss the way you kiss,
When we're alone,
You'd make ev'ry girl and man
A fan worshiping at your throne.
Albert Allick Bowlly

Just leave out the "man"cat part...<3<3<3

Katie Isabella said...

WARNER BROS! Sheesh! Talk about the HELP around here...

Winston said...

Uh-Oh....I least she doesn't wake you up by putting kisses all over your head acos 'you're just so cute' like SOMEBODY here does....I'm going to have to find a new hidey place to sleep in...

charppps said...

Spitty, for a human that is a very good grade. You are very generous.
purrs,
J,J,E & R

Cats Herd You said...

Only C- on the playing? Seriously, she needs some remedial instruction.

Pat Hatt said...

She has to smarten up, such a slacker

Brian's Home Blog said...

I C she has some room for improvement Spitty!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Oh dear I hope it works up to a big fat A x

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, you look very displeased with your PA, and we can understand why. That is not a very good grade. Hope she improves during the next eight days. Calista Jo says you can come snuggle with her, but she thinks Misty May, Giulietta and Fiona might be really jealous which would not bode well the the peace and tranquility around our house. May you have a blessed day. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Eastside Cats said...

Man, I hope you grade on a curve! Happy Easter, Spitster!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Sounds generous if you ask us!

Anonymous said...

Oh I bet this report will change after this week - your human is off all week right? I should expect some improvement in those grades since this week SHOULD (should I said) be "ALL ABOUT SPITTY" !!!

Happy Easter Dude...
Hugs, Sammy

Saku said...

We sure hope things get better as the week goes on. We can't imagine why she doesn't want to spend all of her time with you...silly bean!

Happy Easter!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku

meowmeowmans said...

So, the first two days were average, eh, Spitty? Your human had better work harder in the coming days if she wants to raise that grade! :)

KarenMcG said...

Oh, Spitty. We feel for you. Next week will be better. Happy Easter to you and your Staff.

katsrus said...

She will have to get those grades up. Happy Easter.
Sue B
Charlie,Cashew,Garfield,Tubby

Sweet Purrfections said...

Surely she can get her grades up tomorrow! You're a tough teacher.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty a "C" will just not do! Demand more!!! Gotta get that grade UP!

Timmy Tomcat said...

I have to start grading the Dad. He is slacking in some areas fur sure

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Hope you gave her a warning letter....but...she still has time to improve!

Unknown said...

Spitty! And WHY has yous gived your human a C- for Playtime? Inquiring minds want to knows...
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

She's not doing too well, is she? Average just isn't good enough. We hope it improves as the week goes on. Happy Easter!

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

Well, it's only the first day. Maybe each day will get better!

Anonymous said...

Well The Human is gonna get a D if she doesn't come visit my pad...just sayin'...she has never met The Kid Sage...really should be on her 'to do' list

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

but play is so darn important.. well not that the others aren't.. I hope she steps it up..