Monday, May 12, 2014

The Tree of Anger


Here I am, freshly returned from the Stabby Place where unspeakable things were done to me, to ME, Spitty the Kitty, at the hands of some she-devil in a cheap lab coat.

She apparently "fixed me up" (no, not that kind of fix--that ship sailed two years ago) and in the process shaved my nether regions and, Outrage of Outrages, shaved a good three inches of luxuriant furs off my Floofy Tailio, my TAILIO, Kitties.

I am hideous.



46 comments:

  1. I am sorry I missed your distress while I was away at BlogPaws Spitty.
    I am sure your luxurious furs will grow back even more silky and soft.
    You look verrah handsome to me.

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  2. Oh Spitman, I’ll be over to lay some loving on you! You look FURIOUS! I hope once you calm down, you’ll feel better, sweetie. Or maybe you’ll feel better reading how bad MY weekend was.

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  3. Hope you are feeling better and don't show your backside to the flashy box for a long time.

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  4. Oh, dat is outrageous! Da same thing happened to our Maurice da cat when he gots a blockage.... he tucked his tail up under him until da hairs grew back.... He looked like a deranged poodle groomer had gotten ahold of his tail!! From then on, he olnly gets da canned food-- no dry-- and he ain't had no more blockages...

    So sorry about da tail travesty!!

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  5. Our most beloved Spitty, you could be shaved in a lion cut with a poodle tail and NEVER be hideous. Your inner mancat magnetism would shine through and woo all the ladies! Hope that she got your *ahem* issue taken care of for good. Once you get over your 15 kinds of angry please give us an update.
    Marty's Mom

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  6. Oh, dude...just THINK of the Easy Access!

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  7. But that bursting ball of pus and pain is gone, and you can pee and poo without distress. Or dingleberries. Be grateful! Be nude - it's quite fashionable, apparently.

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  8. Caroline says:
    Sweetie, I have a post just for you today. You know my love is unwavering, no matter what that lab-coated evildoer did to you!

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  9. How traumatic!! This is why I have a deathly fear of the vet.

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  10. It is a really good thing that your human doesn't have a report card this week!
    We are sending purrs of comfort and healing to you, Spitster.

    XOXO

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  11. Poor Spitty! We are sorry to hear of your ordeal, but hopefully now you will feel more comfortable. We feel your pain at the indignity of it all. Your awesome mancatliness shall overcome all.
    Purrs and adorations

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  12. Poor Spittty, but truth be told... we wanna see your tailio! Hope you feel better now!

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  13. OMC, dat do not sound fun at all. All dat happens when I go to da vet are belly rubs.

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  14. Spitty, you could never be hideous, Never! You are a handsome mancat even with a little bald spot. But don't fear, your furs will quickly grow back luxurious as ever and no one will ever know your tail was defiled.

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  15. Spitty - you couldn't be hideous if you tried. I'm sorry that you're feeling so angry. Give the human a bitey for the embarrassment and a purr for looking after your health, then put it behind you (pun not intended).

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  16. Oh no the blood stealers have turned fur stealers too. We so feel your pain at the hands of her in the cheap lab coat. Get well soon Spitty and try and have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Moly

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  17. We know that the people at the Vet place can be mean,
    but we must say that your butt is NOT what we come here to see ;)
    We bet you feel a bit better though ?
    Fur grows back and we still love you :)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure, JJ
    and Angels Tiger and Tillie

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  18. Gasp! Not the tail! Oh horrors! You just know they're selling it on ebay for gazillions of temptations... We're purring for you Spitty and hoping you feel better soon!

    Star says: Oh no, poor darliing! I'm rushing over to give you snuggles and ear washies and to growl and hiss at anyone who tries to take anything else from you! Purrrrrrrrrrr XOXOXOXO

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  19. Oh, Spitty! Your poor tailio! Other than embarrassed and outraged, how do you feel? We hope you feel better for good this time.

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  20. Spittola! NOTHING they can do to you will EVER make you look anything other than royal and handsome as well as a LadyCat magnet! NOTHING. Do not worry. Your magnetism is intact. Nothing can take that away. I hope you enjoyed my visit UTB last night with the cream and Gerbers and fine china that I had transport with me, silver spoon included. You needed that; and besides, I was so worried. xxxooxxx

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  21. Oy! Actually, our human wants to see pics. Heh heh. (She's mean, we know it.)

    Anyway, we hope this has done the trick and that you'll be fine from here on in!

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  22. That is awful indeed, you look entirely ticked off too. Hopefully never again

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  23. Now that you are home recovering, Spitty, make sure your human gives you extra treats and brushies! You'll be feeling in tip-top shape in no time.

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  24. Butt of course you are not happy! We understand Spitty!

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  25. You are so handsome that no tail shaving could make you hideous.

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  26. KS we feels bad for ya. We was following this frightful tale...er. sorry STORY, while TW was off tarting it up with other cats at Blog Paws too. We send our deepest condolences and hope everything turned out all right in the end... oops, er when it was over, and we're sure you'll be feelin better soon! (If a bit drafty).
    Xoxo
    Ms Stella O Houligan

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  27. Spitty, you know that we adore you no matter how you look. We are just glad that you won't have to endure that nasty PITB anymore.
    purrs,
    Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie

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  28. oh my! the horrors. rest and eat lots of treats, it makes the fur grow faster.

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  29. Oh that's bad. That bipeds invent so much useless things, why they can't invent hair pieces for dogs and cats when they are so evil to remove parts of our fluffy fur? have a good tuesday, in worst case I can send you some of my penguin poo-manure, maybe then your fur grows faster?

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  30. Oh Spitty, I hope you are feeling better after the slicing.
    I love your beautiful, gorgeous, luxurious tail and hope your fur grows back soon. But you are handsome no matter what :-)

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  31. Poor Spitty! Your luxurious tail furs will grow back in no time.

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  32. Oh Spitty how did we miss you had been remiss? We are so sorry for the indignity of having your fur shaved and your tail...the best thing is it will grow back all luxurious! We just hope you are feeling better.

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  33. Oh noes Spitty, so sorry to read about your poor tail. Hope it's all better soon xxx

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  34. Spitty, I hope you sang the song of our people like I did this morning!! I feel your pain, buddy except mine is in my gob! Let's take a trip, just you and me, away from these noisome female bipeds who keep tormenting us with stabby prongs and stuff!! I see a brewski infusion or two in our future! xox

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  35. I am sure you gave her what fur as she did the deed.
    You will be back to full glory in no time my furend

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  36. Oh Spitty. We're glad to hear you're back home and though you're a bit out of sorts, you're now on the mend. But the furs on your tailio! That's a travesty!

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  37. dood....want we shuld run down to lower haight N pick up sum shavins frum de place on divisadero.....we can ya noe....course we haz knot thought it threw how we R gonna get em ta stix TWO yur tail yet....any way...hope yur nether ree junz iz feelin better.... ♥

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  38. Oh querido, isso é horrível, tenho certeza que um bom cochilo e algum atum vão ajudar você a esquecer isso.

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  39. Aaaaw Spitty meez finks yous just as gawjus as evew. Sowwy bout da VET, but glad yous okay.

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

    Dezi

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  40. Your nether regions & talio!!!! Holy Cats! The indignities.
    That woman of yours better be buying soft blankies and delicious noms as a make good for you.

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  41. Oh Dearest Spittikins! What a terrible experience fer such a luxuriously-furred King as yerself! Shaved and prodded and squeezed... But so as not to taint my thoughts of yer furry handsomeness, I will stay away until yer fur all grows back!

    Just kidding, MOL! Would you like me to 'port over and cuddle with you fer a few hours? Yer shaved parts do not diminish my love fer you in anny way. ~ IZA-SWEETUMS

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  42. What a tragedy! We hope you find a way to punish your person for this.

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  43. Are you recovering all right, bud? Your human should have taken the day off today to take care of your every little need.

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  44. Spitty, that happened to me a couple of years ago. Just reading about it now makes me shudder. *shudder*

    ~Zoey

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  45. That is terrible! Hope you are feeling better though. And, Spitty... nothing could ever be done that would make you hideous. You are too handsome for that.

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  46. HOLY CAT, our mom goes AWOL to Vegas, she returns and BREAKS OUR COMPUTER, and we just get back online today (Sunday, mind you - an entire WEEK later, HRMPF). And we read THIS?!? What in all that's feline *happened* to you?!?!? We must read on....

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