The calendar is inching toward mid-May, which in the Human's world means AP exams, senior finals, regular finals, awards assemblies, junior-senior farewell, sports awards night, Class Day, Baccaluareate Mass & reception, report cards and graduation. Not all of these things are her responsibility, thankfully, but she must oversee many of them and attend all of them.
Now, you may ask yourself, why should I, King Spitty the First, concern myself with any of this Human nonsense? And the truth is I should not! However, because of these many irrelevant-to-the-Kitty events, the Human has made herself unavailable to me for many activities with which I *do* concern myself: Posting, visiting, commenting. Not to mention petting, brushing and playtime.
I ask you: It is time for a Weekly Report Card?