Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Wordyish Wednesday

Oh hi there, Kitties. So, yes, I do understand that this picture is extremely similar to yesterday's picture, and, Kitties, there *is* a reason for that: 
No.New.Pictures.

The calendar is inching toward mid-May, which in the Human's world means AP exams, senior finals, regular finals, awards assemblies, junior-senior farewell, sports awards night, Class Day, Baccaluareate Mass & reception, report cards and graduation. Not all of these things are her responsibility, thankfully, but she must oversee many of them and attend all of them. 

Now, you may ask yourself, why should I, King Spitty the First, concern myself with any of this Human nonsense? And the truth is I should not! However, because of these many irrelevant-to-the-Kitty events, the Human has made herself unavailable to me for many activities with which I *do* concern myself: Posting, visiting, commenting. Not to mention petting, brushing and playtime.

I ask you: It is time for a Weekly Report Card?

32 comments:

Katie Isabella said...

King Spitty, come to your Queen Kathryn Isabella for counsel. xxooxx

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Humans always seem to have their priorities wrong. Take my human's boyfriend, for example - while my human is at BlogPaws, he is supposed to take care of me. Oh yeah, and my roommates too. But I can guarantee I won't get the attention or service I deserve.

Cathy Keisha said...

Your human is getting out of hand, Spitty! On the plus side, she’s taking really pawsome photos. New camera?

Catio Tales said...

Yes, the displeasure in your eyes is apparent. We too have that awful time of the school year here, but luckily Ă„iti is a lazy slob and just gives a few grades here and there. Bear with it dude, as after this dearth of attention, the summer holidays will come!

Furries said...

One advantage to your human being busy is that you get to enjoy basking in the beautiful spring weather uninterrupted by the flashy box.

brokenteepee said...

You do look a touch peeved Sire.

Ivan from WMD said...

No, no, no, Spitty. The correct question is:

You may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here?

Lone Star Cats said...

I think her grades on the report card are gonna go down if she keeps this stuff up!

Unknown said...

LOL and we assume no gold stars on her report card Spitty. Now worries we see you when we see you. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Tamago said...

Sounds like your human is getting really busy. I hope you get service as you need.
Weekly report card sounds good idea :-)

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Ooo weekly report cards sound great! That'll keep her in line, no? hee hee Don't worry Spitty, we love seeing pictures of you, even if they're old!

Star says: Want to join me in a coconut lick? It really is yummy. Besides, with your human so busy maybe you want to pop over for some company? I'll reserve my ham-mick for us to snuggle on. Purrrrrr XOXOXOXO

Mr Puddy said...

Yay ! Finally. I can make a comment : )
Dude, I think I'm lucky I just see your photo for the first time, so I can't tell the different ...tee..heh
Thanks a lots for your purrs & I do miss ya
Xox

Eastside Cats said...

Ah, King Spitty...maybe it's time for some redecorating by using your claws to shred a few things? That'll teach her!

Pat Hatt said...

LOL wow she has a ton of stuff. Sounds like an F

KarenMcG said...

Oh my, Spitty. We're sorry to learn you might be being neglected?! That's almost unforgivable, even if she is pretty busy with all that stuff. We'll see you when we see you; great photo, by the way.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh dear Spitty.

Terri said...

I think your human is probably not going to pay any attention to your report card at this time. This calls for a surprise hairball in the worst possible place you can think of!

charppps said...

Spitty, we think a weekly report sounds like a great idea. She will have to try extra hard to please you with a weekly grading. We have to agree with Terri about the surprise hairball plan, too. Meowma slackened off in her brushies and combies, so Eddie placed a hairball in her favorite chair. He made sure some of it went down the side of the arm between the arm and the cushion, too. ;-) We now get regular combies and brushies.
J,J,E & R

Anonymous said...

OMC Spitty, so sowwy fuw yous. Yes sumtimes da hooman fings stawt tu get in da way of mommy spendin' time wiff us tu, and wees just cwawl up on hers lap and fowce hers tu spend time wiff us or du sumfin weally cute dat hers can't stand not tu catch in a foto. MOL

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

Dezi

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I think you should outlaw all irrelevant-to-the-Kitty events. You're a king. Bet you could do that.

Purrs,
Nissy

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...for get de week lee card...itz gotten down two de HOUR........ther iz 24 ina day....sew whatz her eggscuze for knot attendin ta yur everee knead at say like...3:14 AM...yea....thatz rite...even if her iz knot gettin home til 11:43 PM... therz a hole nite a head oh her bee fore her "day" startz again....

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Oh dear, I sense a bad report coming her way...

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, your human needs to quit that job so she can focus on her one true profession...being your servant.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It is bad when she gets her priorities wrong Spitty.

Shaggy and Scout said...

We hope she at least stocked up on the nip & munchies so you can pass the human-less hours pleasantly.

Mickey's Musings said...

No need for a report card Spitty.
The result is obvious...FAIL !
You should always come first ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

neora chana said...

Hello, Sir Spitfire! We're back after an absence due to browser issues! I have a Sweet Sixteen coming up soon and I now have a Fairy Godmother! Princess Treasure

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, that's gonna be one harsh report card if it comes to that, Spitty...

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We think ya should wait til things get at their WORST, THEN do the report card. Ya will have so much more evidence for complaints then.

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

We just don't understand how these humans can possibly have things more important than caring for us kitties. Good luck, Spitty. We think you should definitely do report cards. Your human seemed to improve last time once she realized you were giving her poor grades! Plus, it sounds like getting grades is something she can relate to ;)

Timmy Tomcat said...

It may be time for an end of term review and pop quiz to check cat pampering skills at least Spitty

Kitties Blue said...

And Cat Scouts!
XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo