Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Deep Thoughts with Spitty the Kitty



If we learned to open cans by ourselves, would the Humans still be of any use to us? 
They might be, if we needed them to do the dishes and stuff.

30 comments:

Cats Herd You said...

Surely we would want the humans to do dishes. Would you want to put your paws in water? Yech!

Pat Hatt said...

Well they still have to scoop the poop

Catio Tales said...

We thought about poop scooping too. And actually going hunting for Fancy Feast and Gerbers, or whatever it is you prefer right now Afterall, where do you find Gerbers in the wild ? And feral Fancy Feast ?

Lone Star Cats said...

Someone needs to buy da cans. And cook da bacon!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Humans also take out the trash and change the litter box. Hm, maybe the former isn't such a good thing.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Yep. Poop scoopin'. Unless they left a door ajar for us then we could go outside in nature to poop. That would be something!

The Island Cats said...

Well, Spitty. I like to get petted. So I guess I would need the human for that. ~Wally

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Best to keep the slaves, er, humans!

Furries said...

Don't forget the brushies, petting, cleaning the litter box, providing boxes, blankies, and snuggles. Humans are remarkably useful.

Megan said...

I think you're being a bit mean Spitty. The Indulged Furries are right - we humans do loads of things besides opening cans and should be considered 'remarkably useful'. I'm wondering if perhaps you're not exploiting your Human's capacities to the full.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, and brushies. And cleanin' the litter box and stuff.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Well, chin scritchies are impawtant too.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

And to scoop out our litter boxes....

Unknown said...

Wise, wise words Spitty. We will add the cleaning and all other horrid stuff we don't want to do. Crikey they do that anyway. Isn't the world a wonderful place when you have staff? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

If a cat licks it clean, it's clean, right? MOL The trouble comes when you furry peeps leave snibbles in the dish.. Then it hardens to concrete and you need a jackhammer to remove it! but hey, don't worry about it, we humans live to serve you kitties. But then, you already knew that, right?

Star says: Yes please on the visit! I'll be over in a minute. I can't believe how they manhandled me just for one, or two, little furry balls.. I was glad to see the barbarian get it worse though, heh heh heh, and one of those introoders too. But I still say I was the most traumatized because they took part of my beautiful ruff! I need cuddles Spitty! XOXOXO

Katie Isabella said...

OH, Spitty. You are being summoned but it sounds like a good reason. I could have used you as well. Mom and I endured two, count 'em, two shearing storms. Lots of trees down, buildings destroyed but for us, just a big limb down.

Mr Puddy said...

As your command !!!

Eastside Cats said...

Someone has to clean the litter boxes, Spitster! Humans are good at that...

Ivan from WMD said...

I've often thought about that myself...

Ann Boyajian said...

We agree with Meomeomans. That just about sums it up.

Brian's Home Blog said...

We will always want to have our servants Spitty!

Terri said...

Spitty, there is so much more than just opening the food cans...

Anonymous said...

Gosh......it's tempting to think if we could open cans we'd be totally independent of humans BUTTT, there are many things to consider including that icky litterbox cleaning thing. Also, while I'd like to think I could panhandle and collect green papers to buy my own food, I much prefer my Domestic Assistant handle that.....she has a very soft lap too - there's that to consider.

Hugs, Sammy

Fuzzy Tales said...

Without having read the comments, we'd still want them to keep the litter boxes clean. WE sure don't want to do that chore!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

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da tabbies o trout towne said...

oh kay...N we just now noe tiss de werd used be.... CANZ.....

knot CARZ.....hay, it wuz sum good grazz what can we say....donut any one ?

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Heck no, we could eat right out of the can!! MOL!! Love, Cody

Saku said...

Wow, those are furry deep thoughts Spitty! Now that we think about we probably need the beans for those things and scritches too, MOL

Sasha. Sami, & Saku

Kitties Blue said...

And maybe open those blinds for you as well, and we do need somebody to give us scratches and brushies. Just sayin'. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Marty the Manx said...

and empty the litter box, and do brushies and fluff the blankies....so I guess yes...