Thursday, June 26, 2014

Friends, I Need Your Help

I am conflicted. I am filled with angst. I am fraught with disquiet

Or something. 

On the one hand, I have an image to maintain. On the other: Meltingly pleasurable pettings.

You must see my difficulty. If only, if only, if only she didn't take pictures of such humiliating moments.

37 comments:

  1. We see it the other way...she is doing your bidding.

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  2. It's okay, Spitty. Sometimes you just gotta give in and go with it. Besides...it does feel good, doesn't it?

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  3. Pretend it's a kitty double in all pictures...

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  4. Dr Spitty and Mr Softie - Jekyll and Hyde - it's easy! And fashionable to have asplit pursonality.

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  5. You could hide the flashy box or rend several of her fingers useless. Your choice, Spitster.
    No need to worry about your image with us!
    XOXO

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  6. We know you are really the boss of your human and only a secure mancat would allow such photos to be taken, much less published=you are all THAT and a bag of nip, handsome boy!MOL...We adore you, sweet friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

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  7. Spitty - I think your readers/fans are a sufficiently sophisticated audience to understand that you are a kitty that can be King of the world, with all that that demands, as well as having a softer, sensitive side. Indeed, in 2014, it's probably expected that any mancat will be multidimensional and many faceted. Don't fight it - just lie back and enjoy all the pleasures that you've (at last) trained your human to deliver.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  8. Try breakin da camera. Just a thought.

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  9. she is under your command, doing your bidding.

    emma and buster

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  10. It is a human's job to give us pleasure!
    Showing your pleasure is just that and nothing more.
    You are still the king!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  11. You should deny her your enjoyment until she puts the camera down!

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  12. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. You'll have to swear all of your other blog visitors to secrecy, too!

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  13. Oh Spitty, what's a mancat to do?

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  14. you can flip a coin... or no, wait... you can flip a mouse. No matter what result you get, you still have a mouse :o)

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  15. Oh but you are so adorably handsome in this picture. The seven girls among us are having heart palpitations. Kitties Blue is having a giveaway for an adorable appliquéd feline flag. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  16. Getting in touch with your inner lap cat? I wouldn't know, mine got locked in some guys box. I yhink his name was Schrodinger or something like that.
    Xoxo
    Ms Stella O Houligan

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  17. lol when all else fails, blame photoshop

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  18. You should break her camera while she is sleeping...
    But I love your adorable picture :-)

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  19. Spitty, this really makes it clear to the world that she is following your orders to a "T". She is being a good slave.
    Enjoy.
    purrs,
    J, J, E & R

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  20. Oh Spitty it only adds to your aura!

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  21. dood...

    itz knot veree disquiet down heer just out side de window on YUR STREET &

    ******************** jack azz jack hammer shut de HEL********************************************

    WE IZ STILL SCREEMIN TA BEE HURD....

    thanx ewe..... de jack azz jack hammer shut up..... but we iz tryin ta say if ewe haz sum angst then

    *************************************** son ova ********************************

    heerz two a yellowtail horse mackerull kinda week oh end !!

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  22. But she is merely doing your bidding, oh King! That's the way to think it!

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  23. She was just scratching an itch you couldn't reach. Right? Of course you weren't being all lovey eyes and a big teddy bear of a softie. Not our Spitty!

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  24. The pictures are OK Spitty. Your staff is SUPPOSED ta give you pleasurable attention!

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  25. Take the rubs and then when you've had enough give an almighty BITE to the rub giver...that's what I do! Image restored!

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  26. Just go with the flow Spitty.

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  27. Caroline could photobomb for you! She's good at that.

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  28. Now, now Spitty! I'm a strong mancat and I LOVE to be petted! Just go with the flow and the heck with the camera! Love, Cody

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  29. It is okay to have a happy pal!

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  30. Seriously Spittster...give up that act! You are a self indulgent mancat...like they all are...*pads off shaking head*

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  31. When TW gets out the camera while petting me, I turn around and bite her no matter how good it feels.

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  32. Aaaaw Spitty yous nuffin' tu worry 'bout handsum.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  33. Not fair - she got you all softened up and when you were putty, she used the flashy box!

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  34. This is the conundrum of cats the world over. When does enjoyable contact turn to the insidious progression of familiarity. The cat mind boggles

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  35. When one is getting kitty massages one is allowed to look a bit less mancatly. That is the rule and I am sticking to it!

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