Thursday, June 26, 2014

Friends, I Need Your Help

I am conflicted. I am filled with angst. I am fraught with disquiet

Or something. 

On the one hand, I have an image to maintain. On the other: Meltingly pleasurable pettings.

You must see my difficulty. If only, if only, if only she didn't take pictures of such humiliating moments.

37 comments:

Shaggy and Scout said...

We see it the other way...she is doing your bidding.

The Island Cats said...

It's okay, Spitty. Sometimes you just gotta give in and go with it. Besides...it does feel good, doesn't it?

Katnip Lounge said...

Pretend it's a kitty double in all pictures...

Catio Tales said...

Dr Spitty and Mr Softie - Jekyll and Hyde - it's easy! And fashionable to have asplit pursonality.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

You could hide the flashy box or rend several of her fingers useless. Your choice, Spitster.
No need to worry about your image with us!
XOXO

Jacqueline said...

We know you are really the boss of your human and only a secure mancat would allow such photos to be taken, much less published=you are all THAT and a bag of nip, handsome boy!MOL...We adore you, sweet friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

brokenteepee said...

A conundrum to be sure.

Megan said...

Spitty - I think your readers/fans are a sufficiently sophisticated audience to understand that you are a kitty that can be King of the world, with all that that demands, as well as having a softer, sensitive side. Indeed, in 2014, it's probably expected that any mancat will be multidimensional and many faceted. Don't fight it - just lie back and enjoy all the pleasures that you've (at last) trained your human to deliver.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Lone Star Cats said...

Try breakin da camera. Just a thought.

Photo Cache said...

she is under your command, doing your bidding.

emma and buster

Mickey's Musings said...

It is a human's job to give us pleasure!
Showing your pleasure is just that and nothing more.
You are still the king!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

You should deny her your enjoyment until she puts the camera down!

Cats Herd You said...

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. You'll have to swear all of your other blog visitors to secrecy, too!

Eastside Cats said...

Oh Spitty, what's a mancat to do?

Anonymous said...

you can flip a coin... or no, wait... you can flip a mouse. No matter what result you get, you still have a mouse :o)

Kitties Blue said...

Oh but you are so adorably handsome in this picture. The seven girls among us are having heart palpitations. Kitties Blue is having a giveaway for an adorable appliquéd feline flag. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Stacy Hurt said...

Getting in touch with your inner lap cat? I wouldn't know, mine got locked in some guys box. I yhink his name was Schrodinger or something like that.
Xoxo
Ms Stella O Houligan

Pat Hatt said...

lol when all else fails, blame photoshop

Tamago said...

You should break her camera while she is sleeping...
But I love your adorable picture :-)

charppps said...

Spitty, this really makes it clear to the world that she is following your orders to a "T". She is being a good slave.
Enjoy.
purrs,
J, J, E & R

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh Spitty it only adds to your aura!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...

itz knot veree disquiet down heer just out side de window on YUR STREET &

******************** jack azz jack hammer shut de HEL********************************************

WE IZ STILL SCREEMIN TA BEE HURD....

thanx ewe..... de jack azz jack hammer shut up..... but we iz tryin ta say if ewe haz sum angst then

*************************************** son ova ********************************

heerz two a yellowtail horse mackerull kinda week oh end !!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

But she is merely doing your bidding, oh King! That's the way to think it!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

She was just scratching an itch you couldn't reach. Right? Of course you weren't being all lovey eyes and a big teddy bear of a softie. Not our Spitty!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

The pictures are OK Spitty. Your staff is SUPPOSED ta give you pleasurable attention!

Winston said...

Take the rubs and then when you've had enough give an almighty BITE to the rub giver...that's what I do! Image restored!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Just go with the flow Spitty.

Ivan from WMD said...

Caroline could photobomb for you! She's good at that.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Now, now Spitty! I'm a strong mancat and I LOVE to be petted! Just go with the flow and the heck with the camera! Love, Cody

Brian's Home Blog said...

It is okay to have a happy pal!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Say it is your doppelgänger :)

Anonymous said...

Seriously Spittster...give up that act! You are a self indulgent mancat...like they all are...*pads off shaking head*

Cathy Keisha said...

When TW gets out the camera while petting me, I turn around and bite her no matter how good it feels.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaw Spitty yous nuffin' tu worry 'bout handsum.

Luv ya'

Dezi

Ann Boyajian said...

Not fair - she got you all softened up and when you were putty, she used the flashy box!

Timmy Tomcat said...

This is the conundrum of cats the world over. When does enjoyable contact turn to the insidious progression of familiarity. The cat mind boggles

Marty the Manx said...

When one is getting kitty massages one is allowed to look a bit less mancatly. That is the rule and I am sticking to it!