Saturday, June 7, 2014

Stoopy Human Tricks

Can you believe how crazy the Stoopy Humans are? Yeah, well, me neither, Pal. 

A friend of the Human's, not as old as the Human, but still old enough to know better (you'd think), actually jumped off a ferry into San Francisco Bay this morning and swam the 1.5 miles from Alcatraz to the shore. 

Now, since neither she nor any of the other 900 Stoopy Humans with her were actually imprisoned on that island, you'd think they might've just taken the ferry back. But nooooooooooo -- they swam!

And look! There are some of them now, rounding the bend into the cove near Aquatic Park, teeth chattering, eyes burning, taking on seawater like the Titanic.

The Human's friend came in 4th for her age bracket and the Human thought she looked really Bad@ss in her wetsuit and all. Go figure.

Me, I think they've all lost their minds.

33 comments:

  1. I’m with you on this one, Spitman. Did they all get arrested? Heh heh.

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  2. There's something in the water there. That's right about where the Younger Human jumps into the water while wearing dresses every year. ON PURPOSE.

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  3. We think they're crazy for going in the water on purpose, much less that freezing water. Geez.

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  4. I don't ever go in water, but my momma goes swimmin all da time. I fink she are crazy!

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  5. This proves SOMETHING...what, we're not quite sure.

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  6. We have to agree with you on this one, Spitster.

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  7. With you all the way on this King Spitty. Humans are indeed incomprehensible.

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  8. Well better that they swam AWAY from Alcatraz and not towards it. THAT would have been absolute madness.

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  9. Oh dear! Aren't there sharks in that water? When I was a tourist visiting Alcatraz many years ago, I was told that a number of people had tried to escape over the years but none was successful - they either drowned or were taken by sharks. Was that just a myth?

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  10. we are so with you on this. although it's nice to hear about this on the news later one.

    emma and buster

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  11. Your human's friend is CRAZY! What were they all thinking?! It's WET out there!

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  12. Lost their marbles indeed. Water means wet. Yikes. Have a serene Sunday. Hope you are looking forward to some big easy today.
    Best wishes Molly

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  13. OH Spitty. Mom like to have choked on her coffee! Your means of description here, well, they defy description. I can see it now, feel it and mom said she's getting a warm towel to try to knock off the chill.

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  14. Jumping into water on purpose?
    Yikes! Those humans ARE stoopid!
    The thought of getting all wet gives us the shudders :o
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  15. Dang Spitty, why would they want to swim when they could ride the boat?!?!

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  16. hmmm yeah I think they let their minds on Alcatraz, lobotomy?

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  17. People do such silly things. Why would they want to swim to jail? Are there good treats there or something?

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  18. Humans are always doing ridiculous things. That's why cats are smarter and better than humans. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  19. I notice there's no mention of catching any fish on that swim, so I think it's Double Plus Stoopy.

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  20. Oh *I* get it! Humans are the live bait that lead much tastier fishes to the shore area where all them other weirdos are waitin with nets. That would make the most sense given the amount of kitteh slaves in The City.
    Xoxo
    Ms Stella O Houligan
    -who is thinkin on ways she can get these four kittentots outta her house as soon as possible!
    ---"YEAH!" Affirms The Giant Ornj Mutant from the safety of his bed.

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  21. Humans are a very strange lot.......swimming to Alcatraz and BACK......? Temporary insanity is the only answer.....which may explain a LOT!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  22. Beans are strange critters. AND they say we kitties go crazy when we do our laps of the house. At least we isn't getting wet!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  23. Well OK now...humans are weird Spitty, what can we cats say?

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  24. I think they've lost their minds, too. If the water is deeper than a bathtub I don't want anything to do with it!

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  25. Wow they swam and in freezing water too. Yes I am with you Spitty, quite mad

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  26. Well it just proves what we all know! They are cracked. Totally barmy!!

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  27. isn't it rather cold in the water there? We agree, humans do stupid tricks too.

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  28. We are with you Spitty. Insane in the Brain

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  29. dood......wunder how manee fish iz on thiz journee...we mite hafta charter uz a boat.....soon as we can find R way outta GG park ~~~~~~~~~

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  30. OMC Why on eawff wuld anypawdy du sumfin' like dat??!!

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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