Saturday, December 6, 2014

It's Never Too Early for . . .

Santa Watch!
I try to be a Good Boy, really I do. But my innate Hooliganism interferes with my desire to do the Right Things. Like sit in the Human's lap, cuddle up next to her in the night, and eat more of the fancy, good-for-me foods she brings home from the spendy little pet store. 
Alas, like Popeye, I Yam What I Yam, and surely these small failings should not mean I will be greeted by a lump of coal come Christmas morning. Right? Right?

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  1. No way Spitty is you gonna get coal. Santa knows you is the purrfect kitty for your Human and that is all that counts!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  2. I'm with Eileen...there is no way you're getting coal, King Spitty!

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  3. And Santa knows you really do *whispers* love your Human. Yes he does. Yup. Come see what *I* have...

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  4. No, Santa loves us kitteh's, we always get stuff.

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  5. Nah, Santa will give you a pass for those small indiscretions. It's the big stuff that gets you in trouble.

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  6. Nah, he'll look past all of that

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  7. Trust me, King Spitty, Santa wouldn’t DDARE leave you a lump of coal cos then he’d have to deal with ME.

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  8. coal, schmoal.

    You're gonna get a BITEY!! 'specially if you're *bad*

    from ME. Grayce xx

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  9. We kitties are inherently good - ALL of us! At least that's what Sparkle said in her notes. Oh, she also said except for Binga.

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  10. I are pretty sure Santa are forgivin. At least I hopes so.

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  11. Spitty, as long as you're trying to be a good kitty,Santa won't leave you any coal. But the reindeer might leave you some droppings.

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  12. Never, Spitster! You are just a "free spirit" and we're sure that Santa embraces that.
    MOL!

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  13. No we are sure you'll get an orange instead which is just as useless to us kitties as a lump of coal. What about a new beddie ?

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  14. Who would bring you a lump of coal? It would be hard to find one here. It might be fun to play with, though. I will send a beamwish to SantyPaws to bring you something special.

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  15. No coal for you Spitty we say you are far too good and innocent LOL. Have a serene and easy Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  16. Spitty - Santa knows that you try to control your innate hooliganism. He has been to the spendy pet store and got you something good. Just you wait and see what it is.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  17. I'm sure no cat or dog will get a lump of coal this year, Santa loves us and I bet he can close his eyes in some situations :o)... butt on the other hand the millionaires of Bramwell became rich just with coal....
    Easy Rider

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  18. I know Santa has you on the good list Spitty!

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  19. Santa Paws will definitely have something nice in his sack for you :-)

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  20. You will not get a lump of coal Spitty, trust me on this one. Your human is responsible for making sure Santa Paws knows how precious you are...and she know we will all be very upset if your stocking isn't filled with your fave treats and noms...we have your back buddy

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  21. The only coal you should get is catnip coal along with plenty of toys.

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  22. Well Spitty, if Santa brings you coal you have nothing to lose. You might as well give him a good bite.

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  23. Spitty, purrhaps Santa will gives me a lift to YOUR house Christmas Eve and YOUS will find MES in your sock!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. That's a great picture of you Spitty. You'll be the first to spot Santa when he comes. i've never seen that guy either, so I'll have to take up watch soon.

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  25. Spitty, Sandy Claws knows you are a good kitty at heart. Hooliganism is just part of being a kitty, it's out of our control. Be assured you will get something wonderful for Christmas (or a long spell of hooliganism will over come you ;-) )
    purrs,
    J,J,E & R

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  26. If you're on the list to get a lump of coal this year, *we* should be getting a whole mine.

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  27. Hooliganism...not you King Spitty! You are a Cat Scout! If you get a lump of coal, we will all probably just get coal dust! Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  28. Spitty being a cat is where its at and Santa paws knows dat
    Shiver me spinach

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.