Wednesday, February 11, 2015

I'm Sorry I Ate So Much Grass



that I frowed up on the carpet.

How much longer do 
I have to stay 
in the corner?

34 comments:

  1. Oh dear! Well it happens to the best of us...

    Noodle and crew

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  2. No, that corner is not the place for King Spitty. And that apology better be fake, and fully manipulative. Horking is good.

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  3. Puking is awful, but it sure feels good afterwards. I hope your tummy feels better. I never get in trouble for throwing up, so I can't imagine you need to stay in the corner at all.

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  4. A little horking never hurt anybody, Spitty. Um ... how much did you frow up???

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  5. Why do you have to be in the corner for throwing up grass? I thought that is what you are SUPPOSED to do with it!

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  6. It happens, Spitty, but we wonder : are you REALLY sorry ? Purrs

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  7. Nothing wrong with a good yak on the carpet Spitty.

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  8. Did you throw up your cat grass? Or a hairball? Both are supposed to be thrown up! Silly human knows nothing, obviously.

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  9. Nobody puts Spitty in the corner!
    (Sorry, our MOmmy was just dyin to say that.)
    MOL!

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  10. Well, that's just stupid, Spitty. I mean, isn't that why there is carpet?

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  11. Our house has wood floors, but no...Angel and Chuck race to the throw rugs to hork! Guess it's just a cat thing, Spitty.

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  12. LOL surely that is what carpet is for Spitty. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  13. geeze, you live in San Fran right? You could have at least SMOKED it hehehe

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  14. I think you only have to wait there until some ladycat, and I know there are many volunteers, shows up to comfort you in your time of tummy trouble!

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  15. Poor thing. You might consider filing a grievance with the kitty council about this. Your humans might need some punishment for their actions.

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  16. awww Spitty we hope you feel better. ... and are out of the corner.

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  17. Why is it so hard for humans to understand the concept of cause & effect Spitty? Humans should know that when cats eats grass = cats barfs up grass. Being shamed by standing in the corner is not fitting of your royal kinglyness. If anyone should be made to stand in a corner, it should be the human for not remembering that grass is the Ipecac syrup of cats. T

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  18. dood...next time mix it with brownies....noe wait, we canna eat chocolate...next time bake it in sum cake......{ now we haz given R selves an eye dea.... } ♥

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  19. Probably not very long if you frow up in the corner too...

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  20. Only until the bean cleans it up...out of sight, out of mind we say, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  21. You’re a cat, Spitty. You never never to say you’re sorry. Your time out is over cos I said so.

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  22. You should NEVER be put in the corner Sir Spitty!

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  23. Spitty, you shouldn't be in the corner. We know you couldn't help yourself. The only time you should be punished is if you throwed up in your mom's shoe or on her pillow. At least Mom Mary didn't ground you. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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