Review of: The Human
Date: May 10, 2015 (by coincidence, Mother's Day)
Reviewed by: King Spitty I, Lord of All He Surveys
Quantity of Output: Has your purrson posted to your blog daily to give you maximum exposure worldwide and make you famous?
Since her last review in February of 2011, we have posted 1177 times. However, in all but one year (2012) we missed several days. There's really no good reason that she should not help me post every day. TWO PAWS
Quality of Output: Are you, as snoopervisor, satisfied with your purrson’s choice of photos, words, creativity, imagination, truth, fun and general interest in your postings?
Well, I am of two minds here. Overall, she does a decent job of conveying my catitude toward her and the world in general, and she focuses mostly on issues of great concern to me (food, brushies, naps, beddies, toys, and so on). Still, I have noticed a disturbing trend this year: It seems that she randomly and without warning usurps my blog--MINE, Kitties--with silly postings of her own that are of no conceivable interest to me. This needs to stop. TWO PAWS
Client Pawticipation: Does your purrson provide sufficient ways for your fans to contact you and for you to contact them?
Yes, I'll give her a good mark here. FOUR PAWS
Pawticipation (Part II): Does your purrson allow you to take part in fun blog-world special events, pawties, contests, and more?
No! She is terrible at this! Worse than terrible! Is there a mark for WORSE than terrible?
CLAW SWIPE + ZERO
Client Satisfaction: Are your friends purringly contented with what they see and read on your blog?
This is a bit hard to judge, but my loyal readers are kind and hilarious in their comments so I will grant a good score even though it is not on the rubric. THREE PAWS
Overall rating and comments and suggestions for improvement (in your own words):
The Human has earned 11 PAWS in a total of five categories, but I am going to subtract one for her abject failure in Pawticipation (Part II).
So 10 PAWS divided by 5 categories equals an average of TWO PAWS by any kind of calculation: Old Maff, New Maff, Integrated Maff, Common Core Maff, PolyMaff, or AfterMaff.
( ) High Four paws
( X ) Medium Two paws
( ) Low One paw
( ) Worse than low Claw swipe
( ) Pawful 0 (zero)